Because im batman

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Sean Connery as Batman, he is driving a vehicle and has a trio of corrupt business people in the backseat, they are discussing a business proposal but they have ties to the mob, so one of them a lady judge tries to sneak up and strangle Bruce with a metal wire, but Bruce is undeterred & intercepts her by expertly grabbing her by the neck slamming her against the dashboard then throwing her back into her seat all in one motion using only one hand and without letting go of the wheel nor taking his eyes off the road, all three get the message: that this guy is not one to be messed with no matter how big a price the mobsters put on his head, in another part of the city the joker is kidnapped a wheelchair bound man who seems to have done some sort of clue as to the Batmans whereabouts, in the wheelchair he also has oxygen tank that he needs to breathe through using a mask because he will lose his breath due to some sort of condition, as the joker interrogates him has a pistol locked onto the man, threatened with getting shot the man still says nothing about what he knows, eventually joker targets the oxygen can but instead of exploding like it should it just loses air which leads me to suspect or change things around so that joker shoots the hose instead of the tank, either way the handicapped man is in trouble, later the joker dressed up as Nicholson is invited as a guest to the Wayne manor and picked up in a limo by Alfred & given a tux and red lounge wear for him to use veggie he gets to the mansion, can't help but wonder why the Batman would invite the joker to his home

at an empty construction site underneath a large highway overpass a showdown with the hulked up joker infuses with venom, the super smash fighters team up to fight off this final boss, they can equip sticker to pump up specific abilities like arm leg spinning airborne attacks, or boost speed power even growing giant sized, as they weaken the joker he starts charging at them & the fighters have to dodge at last minute in front of an electrical generator so that he can shock himself into defeat

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