The Battling Century

Incan tombstone

There is a small statue that was placed by the Inca on a tombstone looking thing. It's discovered on a faraway island and no one can figure out how to decipher it. Somehow it is known that the artifact was in contact with aliens. Back in ancient times they visited the Inca who wrote on their stone murals how the aliens came in ships. But they were star ships which floated through the night sky. They came along the fourth dimension according to the Inca and they gave up part of their cuisine in honor of their arrival. Somehow they got them to leave. Today people are trying to decide it's meaning. One amateur explorer asks if anyone has removed it which he asks as he tries that himself. Of course it causes things to go badly. Because the golden statuette begins to flash a red beacon intermittently. It is determined the this is a signal to the aliens. A sort of distress signal that if ever removed would signal to the aliens that the Inca were calling them. Not sure if it was to help then or if the Inca were charged to protect the artifact. Either case the beeping gets faster and faster. All kinds of scientists try to get it to stop. One asks if their is an EMP lying around to stop the flashing. Of course nothing works and the aliens end up arriving on ships like in the mural. No one knows if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

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The homunculi from FMA gather

It's for some meeting but there are newly named ones. Some are totally new characters and others are the same but with different names. Also a sitcom nerd show comes out with a series announcing it's the first appearance of a comic book character from the show. This one is called discord or prevail or big guy or something similar. There is also a version of Batman that is called something else. Soon a whole team of superheros is teaming up with the sitcom characters on the show.

Later I'm walking in a shopping plaza.

The store is a bargain shop. But more like the size of Ross. There are all types of things for sell. Including hooker's who sit in a section waiting for customers. You of course can chat with them as you make your selection. After which there are rooms nearby you can rent to spend time with the ladies. But first you can feel out the goods since they sit and let you touch them all over as they sit almost like mannequins. Except these ones talk to you trying to entice you to buy them. This is no good if you came with your girlfriend though, because she won't like you playing with the merchandise like that.

At a gas station stop during the night.

They also have all types of things for sell. Even though it's midnight. You can buy produce among other things. There is an elaborate security system so don't even think of trying to steal from them.

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Underground in the future of Jak and Daxter,

They're hover surfing the sewer underground. Populated by the mutants from Futurama. It's a whole society down there and have to locate a missing item down there. Running through the underground makeshift streets now chasing a thief. Later pop up onto surface becoming a cut scene where they are meeting their crew. One is a large muscly Amazon type woman, that daxter swoons over at first, but she said that she's in happy relationship with a blargusaurus. As she pokes her ear wax and gruffs in her deep voice. Also the crew has an inventor who created the surf hover board. Plus the old sage. There's also a wisecracking talking baby with the voice of a stereotypical gangster & who you get the mission of changing his diaper. As he runs around making it difficult. You have to find the supplies hidden around the room he stays in that is littered with items and garbage.

Later outside I'm in a subway style line at a fast food deli trying to order from vegan food options. But the unhelpful employee is only limiting my choices to onion or lettuce sandwiches. The other items all seem to be taken from a McDonald's. Except for what is called chile corn. Which looks like a huge cob of corn but in the shape of a roast ham cooked & colorful kernels throughout.