Warbird: Izuku

Villain Project...

About a good ten minutes after Izuku started to scream, he proceeded to bow his head at an unmatched speed, his head banging into the floorboard as he yelled out...

Izu: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

He kept this up for a long while but the entire time, Ochako was trying to get him to calm down...

She figured that it was her fault for just waltzing into his room. At the moment, Nat was busy choking Wade with his own spine while X watched with a bag of popcorn.

DP: OW! FUCK! That hurt.

Nat: Good! I'm doing something right!

She never did like the bastard because of his harassment towards her and her dad but right now, seeing him get choked and beaten with his spine was a good change of pace, her dad would actually smile at this.

DP: Dammit! If you're gonna do this - the least you could do is choke me harder.

Nat took that as a challenge and took out her knife, she looked him dead in the eye and hovered the blade over his "man" area.

DP: WAIT!!! WAIT!!! I'll shut up!!!!!

Nat: Sorry, can't hear you over the fact that you tried to make my son into a teen dad.

Wade: EPIC FORSHADOWING!!!!

*SHNK!!!!*

Wade: OOOWWWWWWWW!!!!

Inko just could not look away from how Nat just carved out his manhood and started to make him eat it, Izuku and Ochako heard it but only Izuku saw it since he covered the girls innocent eyes.

All Might: Excuse me! Anyone home?

All Might then came into the house but saw no one until he made his way upstairs to see the gruesome and gory scene.

Nat: Huh? What was that? Can't hear you. Oh right! I forgot that you had a gag reflex!

Instantly, the no. 1 hero started to blow chunks from how brutal the spy was.

Inko: A-All Might?!

All Might: I-I... urp! Just wanted to see how young Midoriya was doing. Maybe see if he needed any help.

Izuku and Ochako came out of the room and stepped over Nat and Wade.

Izuku: Help?

All Might: Well... yes, you're a hero but you're learning to camouflage yourself as a villain. I see that you already have company.

Ochako: Hello Mr. All Might sir.

Izuku: Um, I actually rather get it done on my own.

All Might: Come now, there's no need to hold back.

Izuku: You didn't offer this to anyone else, did you?

All Might: ...

The hero paused and rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment...

All Might: This kid is smart.

Izuku sighed but smiled, this man was really trying to be an uncle right now.

Izuku: It's like I said, I don't need any special treatment... but thanks, really.

All Might: ... HAHAHAHAH!!!! INDEPENDENCE!!!! THE MARK OF A TRUE HERO! You never cease to surprise me!

Izuku: Sigh, and there he goes again.

After that... painful torture sce-

DP: Fuck that shit! Why did you keep this part in!?!?