Wade: YES!!!!! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!
Author: Hehe yep, I know. This is the chapter where we bring Angie back in...
*BANGS ON DOOR!!!!*
Angie: LET ME IN!!!! It's COLD out here and I don't wanna listen to Drag0n and Nexus tag team SG and the other squirrel bitch who's name im too lazy to think of!!!!
Author: Alright! Alright.
Wade: YES!!!! Baby I can't wait to have you back in here!!!!
Angie: I MISS YOU TOO!!!!
*Opens Door*
Angie: WADE!!!!
Wade: ANGIE!!!!
*Closes door before she can come in.*
Angie: 💢 AW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Wade: Why'd you do that!?!?
Author: Cause I need you to promise me one thing before I let her back in.
Wade: For real!?!?
Author: Wade? I dead let you roam around the way you want to, bang who you want to, and kill who you want to as long as it doesn't fuck with my or my friends's stories.
Wade: Ok fine! What's the promise?
*Points to my bed*
Wade: ?
Author: Do not - and FOLLOW me on this... do not, fuck Angie, on my bed like you did last time. Do you understand?
Wade: ...
Angie: ...
Author: ... Welp, guess Angie's gonna turn into a Vanilla Bean Spidersicle out there.
Wade: ALRIGHT!!!! ALRIGHT!!!! We won't fuck on your bed.
Author: I'm serious Wade, if you two get frisky in my bed, there will be consequences...
Wade: I won't! I won't!
Author: ... Sigh, I know you're just gonna try it when I turn my back, so I'll just let you suffer...
*Opens Door*
Wade/Angie: BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!😍😍😍😍
*Tackles each other onto my bed*
Author: And see, this is why we listen to the fuckin rules!!!!
Angie/Wade: ??
Author: Also...
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Warbird: Izuku
AdventureIn a World where people acquire abilities knows as "Quirks", there's one boy who becomes some of the unlucky few who have not has not been blessed with one. Society calls these people "Quirkless" and they are usually treated with disdain because the...