WE'RE ALL MENTALLY FUCKED UP
Dan heng: this group name is actually a lie I'm perfectly fine.
Sliver-wolf: quintet incident.
Dan heng: .... IT WASNT EVEN MY FUCKING FAULT???
Jingliu: OH DONT START LYING NOW IT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dan heng: NO??? IT WAS JINGYUANS FAULT FOR TAKING US THERE.
Jing yuan: Do NOT bring me into this fucking shit.
CaeCae: Wtf is the quintet incident??
STELL-ARON:Fr like tell us😞
Jingliu: absolutely not.
Dan heng:what she said
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WERE ALL MENTALLY FUCKED UP
Caecae: okay now tell me why I just walk upon someone making out in the closet😞
STELL-ARON:WHO WAS IT 😭
Caecae: I DONT KNOW LIL BRO WE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A WEEK😞
Veritas: Their hair color? Describe what they looked like?
Caecae: oh shit mb😞 errr
It was two girls.. ngl all I remember is seeing pink-ish purple hair bro😔
Veritas: Your hopeless.
March!!: we have a few candidates then to see who it was! Caelus what hall were you in?
Caecae: 2b the closet near the stairs.
Black-swan~: Ah, I did hear some noises over there.
Caecae: They were short tho, so idk if this helps.
Jingyuan:Ah, I know now. Seems like Council member Fu Xuan made her move :)
Sushang!<3: WHAT QINGQUE IS GETTING BITCHES? GUINAFEN GET ON ONLINE!
@little-gui
little-gui: WHAT QQ FINALLY PULLED??? MET UP AT MY DORM SUSHANG
Sushang!<3: ALREADY ON MY WAY🫡
Jingyuan: I'm not surprised that you two knew.
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Penacony dorms!
Sunday: Now who set the break room on fire?
Firefly's: Ah, sorry Sunday! I was trying to make coffee but it didn't turn out so well☹️
Robin<3: It's fine, no biggie! We can replace it ^^ right Sunday? :)
Sunday: Yes, we can the damage isn't too, bad I guess..
Caecae: I bet Robin is giving him a death stare Lololol
Sunday: I will leak your deepest secrets in the main chat if you don't shut up.
Caecae: Yes sir🫡
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QQ PULLED FU XUAN (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT)
Kafka~: Has anyone seen himeko perhaps? I've been looking all over campus.
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Astral express crew!!!! :D
Coffeelvr: If y'all tell her where I'm gonna break all your fucking bones.
STELL-ARON: Yes Mam🫡
Caecae: Yes Mam😔
Coffeelvr: Good, Dan heng, March?
March!!!: What they said
Dan heng: ^
Coffeelvr: Good. I know that Welt wouldn't betray me ^^
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QQ PULLED FU XUAN (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
Welt: She's in the cafe
Coffeelvr: WELT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I WANT YOU TO COUNT YOUR DAMN DAYS.
Welt: I sacrificed for y'all @March!!! @Dan heng @Caecae @STELL-ARON
Good luck
March!!!: rip Mister Yang 😞✊🏻
Caecae: rip😞✊🏻
Dan heng: rip
STELL-ARON: rip
Kafka~: Thank you Welt~ Himeko I'll be making my way over there.
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High cloud quintet
Blade: Dan heng you like the new guy?
Dan heng: okay how the FUCK did you find out so quickly
Jingliu: Ah, so it is true?
Baiheng: pay up Jingyuan.
Jingyuan: Awh man😞
Dan heng: so y'all all knew???
Jingliu: I mean it was obvious.
Dan heng: I'm blocking you all.
Baiheng: Damn okay😒
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Who is the gayest here
Caecae: It's obviously Black swan and Achron bro
STELL-ARON: nun uh it's Aventurine and Veritas
Sampo: It's obviously-
STELL-ARON: it's sampo
Caecae: it's sampo
Sampo: WHAT 😭
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THATS A WRAP‼️‼️‼️‼️
Anyways I'm sorry if this isn't funny 😞 I tried my best 😿 anyways I hoped y'all enjoyed🥰
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