Out of the door Thredwyl dived and dodged to the back of Night-Shift Louisa's squeaky white shod feet. No time to punch the air in celebration, he raced down the long narrow passage that Daisy had called a corridor. Before the alarm sounded he'd already rounded its far end corner. Annoyingly loud in his ears, that alarm's rising, falling, piercing wail shook his body and filled his head with painful needles. He crumpled into a ball. But that gave no relief, and anyway Daisy had stressed how he must leave the building ASAP. "Down the stairs," she'd said. "Down the stairs, don't use the lifts." Well, he'd not be using one of those contraptions – as if he could reach the buttons.
He reached the stairs just before the lighting failed. But that wasn't a problem, he'd already seen them cut into the corridor wall. Down, down, down they flowed, granite-hard with none of that textured stuff to soften them, each with a riser that reached to his groin. In the utter darkness he turned around, fell to his knees and knee-shuffled backwards until he felt an absence of granite beneath his toes. Another diddy push backwards. Then to lower himself down.
Thus he descended: down, lower, down, lower, landing on his feet only to kneel yet again and again to shuffle back, all the while feeling his way.
His overworked legs trembled more with each step taken. And that wretched siren! What's more he was getting unquestionably wet. At first a fine mist – rather refreshing after his desperate race along the corridor – it had started just as the lights failed and his first negotiation of the first flight of stairs in that all-encompassing concentration. But the mist had now become a shower of notable strength. It was making him slippery. Worse, the tiny trickles that slicked his back and his chest had found a way to seep beneath his padded pants and that padding could only absorb so much. His padded pants grew rapidly heavy and rapidly slipped from his hips to hitch back up with every slither-down step.
He wasted long ticking seconds staring up at the stairs he'd just descended. Why hadn't he seen Night-Shift Louisa as, panicked, she zipped past him? She must be able to run faster than him, she had longer legs. Yet he hadn't heard as much as a squeak from her.
By Grandma's Grimy Knickers, don't say she'd been burned? Ought he to return, to see, to help? And to find himself snatched up again and again imprisoned? Nix!
Down, lower, down, lower, he continued to descend the dark stairs, his ability to think severely hampered by the din around him. That din rattled through him leaving not a pinch of a pocket in which to think – which saved him the worry of how he'd escape the building once he gained the ground.
Down, down...and now a new ear-piercing wail joined with the other, muffled at first but growing louder. And an eerie blue light swept the stairwell. The heavy rumble of a vehicular engine verbed through the hard floor beneath him. Metallic doors slammed. Sturdy clad feet slapped on stony pavement. Voices sounded, deep and beefy. There were other sounds too that he couldn't distinguish and he'd no time for puzzling them: several more stair-flights stood between him and his freedom.
A formless hulk, all aglow with yellow stripes, and trailing an oddly-patterned lengthy snake hammered past him at unlikely speed to disappear into the darkness. Another followed. Caught in the sweep of the blue light, he saw that beast was a Man, probably male. The Menacing Men took no notice of him; they probably thought him an hallucination.
Down, down...his foot skidded from beneath him. Splat. That stung. He crawled to the edge of the muddy patch and pushed himself up.
Down, down...splat! Not again. And this time he couldn't find purchase to push himself up. He scooted back on his belly.
Down, down...slip, slither, skid and tumble. Ouch! Crack, thump, crack, his head and his bum caught on every step.
He recovered his senses at the next turn in the stairs. Naked now, he sat on the hard cold floor, a flood of water sluicing around him. He'd lost his padded pants, finally saturated beyond their holding. But at least now he was clean, the mud he'd picked up rinsed off him. He refused to think of the damage done; what did it matter when set against what he intended? And at least he had only one flight left to descend.
Just in sight was what could have been the Dooley's lounge – same size, similarly furnished. It was intermittently lit by that now familiar sweeping blue light. The muffled vehicular rumble was louder here. Sharper. And there was an increasingly strong smell, worse than the most putrid encountered in Dolstone's caverns. Yellow-striped male Men stood in pairs, talking. Others stood with arms wrapped around a huge tube. Tubes, not snakes, he realised now. All very interesting. He regretted he'd never be able to ask Daisy the meaning of this.
He assessed his next move.
One more hard flight for him to knee-shuffle, slither and lower himself down, and hope he didn't slip as he landed. Then across that lounge. By the feel of the blast hitting his wet and naked body, he guessed there was an open door somewhere, a door that gave onto the chilly summer night air. That would also explain why everything sounded louder here.
His heart was a carbuncle wedged in his throat as he slithered and dropped his naked body down the last of the shiny wet stairs. One eye to the bulky, yellow-striped Men beyond the crystal door, the other to the chairs that, if those Men spied and set up a call, would hide him. He raced across the lounge-like foyer, feet splashing and slipping on the sprinkler-soaked textured floor. And out of that one open door.
But he wasn't yet safe. He no longer feared those Men would see him; they were busy with their hoses and ladders. Nay, it was their feet he feared. He needed to negotiate the hectic space between building and colossal angrily humming red vehicle – without choking his last on the fumes it emitted – and those Menacing Men weren't looking at where their heavy shod feet were treading. Imagine one of those boots come collushing down on him. Better to hug the building, stay in its shadows till far beyond that danger. Except now there were lights everywhere blazing, not only that blue sweep from the lamp atop the red vehicle.
He looked left. He looked right. The right seemed the busiest with bodies. He'd go left.
He stayed close to the building but not so close he'd have to run on the gravel-filled gutter that squeezed between the dirt-grey concrete sectioned wall and the lawn that swept down to the road. That grass was sweet on his feet as he ran, ran his absolute fastest. Zoom! There. Gone! If one of those Men did see him they wouldn't believe it. A diminutive chap, naked and running in the night, no taller than a two-year infant. Hah!
Thredwyl didn't slow down till he'd cleared his former prison, the Admin Building, and had left all that kerfuffle and commotion behind. Then he stopped. And he turned. And he saw Night-Shift Louisa in animated conversation with one of the black-coated Men.
Nay, Granny's Grimy Knickers! What if she told them her charge was missing?
Too late to worry. He turned and ran.
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Grandma's Attic
HumorA novella of 27 episodes In another ten days, Thredwyl's two hundred years of keeping company with his daredevil young cousins will stop. In another ten days, he must set aside his immature status and take his place amongst the adults. Thereafter, t...