22. BLESSING

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Isagi Yoichi (scary)


Nagi
Hello Isagi

Isagi
Oh hey Nagi!
What's up?

Nagi
This might sound weird so don't kill me please

Isagi
I think Y/n's getting to your head
I don't kill people

Nagi
I knew you were insane before your cousin actually

Isagi
Always so blunt -_-
Anyway, what's on your mind?

Nagi
I want to kiss Y/n

Isagi
Oh!

Nagi
And I would like your blessing to do so

Isagi
I see...
Nagi yk normally guys just kiss the girl

Nagi
But you'd rip my spine out
Or put me on a hit list
Or destroy our relationship like you did with Reo and I last year

Isagi
That was last year -_-

Nagi
Still happened
Also I want your opinion
Should I or not

Isagi
Are you dumb
You seriously HAVENT kissed her yet??
It's been like two months dude
She's probably gnawing at her confines

Nagi
Wdym

Isagi
From a totally neutral, non-homoerotic standpoint, you are hot.
And Y/n goes a tad bit feral around good-looking men
So imagine her BOYFRIEND is a fine specimen and he's hardly touched her

Nagi
We have touched plenty

Isagi
Like

Nagi
Like holding hands and stuff

Isagi
Wow they should burn you two scandals at the stake for that one

Nagi
Well she called me by my first name yesterday
And it made me realize I really want to kiss her
And I keep thinking about kissing her

Isagi
Yes, Nagi, kiss her
I give you my blessing
I can't believe you haven't yet oh my goodness

Nagi
So if I kiss her you won't hunt me down

Isagi
No -_-
I will keep my word.
And Nagi

Nagi
Yes?

Isagi
For the sake of all things holy,
Please under no circumstances tell me when or if you have sex
I will assume at some arbitrary date, you two do it, and I will move on.

Nagi
Oh!
Okay.

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