i was walking down the pathway on campus from our dorm houses towards the schools entry, when i walked into someone.
i looked up from my phone and saw calum's roommate. his big green eyes searched up to my face as a grin spread over his face. i must admit he was actually hot with his black dyed hair and punkish clothes, but his attitude was far away from hot.
"step aside, jackass." i muttered as i tried to walk past him, but i was stopped by his hand.
"not so fast, sweetheart."
"oh i'm not sweet." i scoffed, looking up at him. he still looked amused, i sighed loudly. "what's the deal?"
"i'll let your friend calum be if you do something for me." he smirked suspeciously.
"first of all, calum's not my friend, second of all, i don't care if you're being an ass towards him, i don't care about him. and, third of all, i'm not gonna do you shit." i explained myself, getting annoyed of the situation. what in we're not friends didn't people here understand?
"you know he is gonna change rooms right? he is actually going today and asking to switch rooms."
"so?"
"to yours." the boy said, looking down at his very interesting nails. then he pursed his lips and looked down at me.
"this is not a deal." i said firmly.
"have fun listening to calum rambling all the time." he said as he began to turn away from me.
i actually didn't understand why people would be nice to calum. to be honest with you, he was annoying and i was bitchy to him so why would he wanna be my friend if he hated his roommate so much? so now i didn't really understand why i stopped this boy to maybe make the most stupid decision ever.
"wait..." i sighed, the black haired boy immediately turned around, trying to hide his grin.
"yes?"
"what do you want?" i asked.
"i've heard you've got cigarettes-"
"why didn't i see that coming?" i asked myself out loud. seeing that it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be. i would've thought about something way worse, i was happy that i was wrong.
"stop interrupting me!" i rolled my eyes but listened. "and, i could really use a fuckbuddy, this place makes me feel like a monk in a church."
i choked on air and stared right up at him, was he kidding me?
"no." i said, almost laughing.
"alrighty then, have fun."
this dude really was an idiot, for real! he can't just go around and think that he could do as he wanted and that people would please him because he threatened them. i felt my cheeks getting hotter, i was angry with this douchebag and i really couldn't control my anger so before he ran off around i grabbed his shoulder and turned him around. making him stand face to face with me.
"you know what?" i said, smiling. tipping in my toes to get closer to him, he leaned down.
i could see the victory in his expression. i wanted to laugh because i could already see how that expression would fall off as fast as a lightning.
"maybe i could do you something." i grabbed his balls in my hand and squeezed hard, jerking them. i saw his eyes turn wide and tears form, he let out a scream of pain as i laughed into his face. i let go of him and he fell to his knees, holding his balls and crying a little.
