MUTE FOR SANITY
mingi:
so when we pulled up
in the parking lot
i fell out of my dad's car
and hit my elbow
hongjoong:
christ
mingi:
and there was a flock of vultures
circling the road
wooyoung:
WAS THERE A DEAD BODY
HIDDEN OVER THERE
mingi:
BRO THAT'S WHAT I
THOUGHT TOO
ACTUALLY I THOUGHT
THEY WERE CHICKENS AT FIRST
yunho:
babe how'd you mistake
VULTURES for CHICKENS???
yeosang:
i want chicken
hongjoong:
lord help me
san:
i think they look alike?
wooyoung:
right?
yunho:
no
jongho:
i mean
yunho:
NO
mingi:
aren't they like
super distant cousins
wooyoung:
OOH
hongjoong:
i'm out of tylenol
seonghwa:
some vultures actually eat sick
and dead chickens min
mingi:
😨
wooyoung:
CANNIBALISM??!!!
yunho:
THEY'RE NOT RELATED
jongho:
but they're both birds
san:
duh
wooyoung:
YOU ARE READING
FREAKS | Woosan ✓
FanfictionWhen two extremely curious virgins are best friends, lines are bound to be crossed. A chat au in which San and Wooyoung start revealing their desires to each other and decide to test them out, realizing there is something more to their freaky friend...
