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ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ

Celeste POV

We all decided to go out to eat because we were hungry and we can't really go anywhere else because we're well known and Ian tryna run from nobody today. We could've just went to one of our houses and order food but ion trust these niggas yet. So we all just sitting here waiting for a waitress, I was scrolling on my phone till I saw some real mind blowing shit like fo'real.."y'all.." they all looked over at me in unison. "You telling me..in my twenty-three years of living..that we were supposed to COOK VIENNA SAUSAGES?!" I slightly yelled with wide eyes, London's face mirrored mines and he put his hands up on his head.

"You fucking lying bro?!" I shook my head quickly and showed him the video. He then proceeded to smack his lips and roll his eyes. "Nigga that's a fucking Instagram reel! You believe that!!?" He punched me in my arm and I smacked his ass back and we started going back in forth hitting each other until this wanna be murder mystery ass nigga E decided to say something. "Y'all so damn childish."

I mugged him. "Yo mama must've been feeling real silly when she named you 'E', that dumbass name." After I said that Dorian looked up. "Aye chill aht mane it wasn't that serious." I side eyed him but decided to chill aht, his mama could be dead or some. Ion een know why I thought it was okay to involve his mama anyway. "My bad bruh."

He just hummed like he ain't really care in the first place. "So..while we here we supposed to be getting to know each other and I'm bad at conversation so I guess let's start with real  names, I'm looking at chu del." He rolled his eyes before speaking, "my name Glendale." Bruhhh the way I literally snorted was literally krazii!! I was leaning over the table holding my stomach laughing.

"Yo- yo name is GLENDALE?!" I was literally dying for air, he smacked his lips. "Shutcho goofy ass up, what yo name is since you wanna joke!" I couldn't stop laughing for shit and folks was starting to look at us so London smacked me. "Bitc-" "shut the fuck up!"

Well damn mybad niggas.

"Anyways ain't nun wrong wit yo name, he just childish." "Ya mama." "Yo pappy." "Yo-"

"aight damn, y'all ain't been doing shit but arguing all day we supposed to be getting to know each other so wrap this shit up y'all giving me a fucking headache!" Dorian yelled at us like we was some bad ass kids or sum.

"Ight bruh damn."

The waitress had finally came and we ordered our food, we actually talked to get to know each other was we waited, well, mostly arguing. That nigga E don't talk much but I like him the most outta all three of em he real chill, seren been in dis nigga Glendale face since he met em, Me, London, and Dorian been arguing with each other over dumb shit. And Cass just sitting there fed up with all of us.

When our food came I started immediately fucking that shit up, I love me some pasta fo'real. "Calm down bro the food ain't going nowhere." "Shut the fuck up talking to me Glendale." He rolled his eyes so damn hard. "Dude I was introduced as del for a reason nigga." "I don't give a fuck, Ian never calling you del again, yo name is GLENDALE nigga!"

We was finna start arguing when a girl came up to our table. "Umm..sorry for bothering you but I wanted to know if I can get a picture with y'all..?" She asked kindly. The others got up to take the picture and I got up as well and was finna get in the picture before she stopped me. "Can you take the picture for us?" She said basically shoving her phone in my hands, I should throw her shit in on the ground, stupid ass hoe, don't worry, I got sum fa that ass.

I flipped the camera and took pictures of myself while telling them to pose then I went to her Instagram and posted three photos of myself adding extra shit like

'yall won't believe how kind he is, i asked for pictures and took so many in my phone just for me!!💓💓'.

"Alright last oneee! Say cheese!" I actually turned the cameras on them fo'real this time, they was smiling all big and shit, I made sure the picture was blurry and gave the phone back to her with a fake ass smile.

"Thank you so much!!" She hugged the three of them before basically snatching her phone from me and continuing to ask the three of them questions. I should spit on dat hoe, the fucking AUDACITY!! But y'know what? I'ma just sit my ass down, clearly I'm not welcomed.

Dorian got up so I can get back in my seat and I sat down irritated as fuck. Glendale and Dorian ugly asses was laughing while E  just shook his head at me.

"What?" "Nigga we saw you, that was petty as fuck." Glendale said. "Oh. Welp."

"That was weird Ian gone lie, why she do that to you?" Dorian asked.

"I donno, that shit happens a lot, I'm used to it." Dorian just nodded in response.

"Shidd you better than me, I would've had to uppercut her ass." E said. "I should've, she ain't even cute tryna poke her lips out and shit, bitch they all gay!"

I said mugging them as they stood a few feet over, London must've heard the last part because he looked over that the table and laughed a lil bit, using his hand to cover his mouth.

Ugly ass.

Ain't no reason to be hehe-haha-ing at all.

The three jiggaboo's sitting at the table laughed at my petty comment. "Yo mad ass." Glendale said. "Shut the fuck up Glendale!" He smacked his lips after that and rolled his eyes.

"mane bruh you never even said yo real name!" "It's Celeste." He started laughing. "You talm bout me but you got that my little pony equestria girls ahh name!" "Boy fuck you!"

And before you know it, we arguing again while the other two sitting there looking at us with a tired expression.

Soon the others came back to the table. "Bro that bitch was so damn annoying I swear!" London said sitting down. "Literally" seren said sitting down. "She was nice.." Cass said. "nigga she was flirting witchu." London said.

"Ohh.."

"Oblivious ass nigga."

After allat shit we decided to leave and go to our respective homes.

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Me after struggling so hard to write that chapter just for it to come out shitty...🙃 Any mistakes I didn't see lmk and I'll fix it. I'm pretty sure I confused my damn self honestly. I know it's short and shit but a nigga is TIRED it's gon get interesting soon so please keep reading and comment don't be silent, that lame ass shit fa da burdssss!!!!