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9🍃 - A Big, Running Mouth (3)

"........,"

The impact is solid, sending a small shockwave through the ground and making both Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja momentarily freeze mid(Choking)session, their faces twisted in synchronized confusion.

With a cocky grin, [Your Name] pops up from his crouched position, rising to his full height as he brushes off invisible dust from his shoulder like he's too cool for this apocalyptic nonsense.

"Did I miss the party, or am I just in time?" He quips, giving them a wink like he's auditioning for a toothpaste commercial.

Yoo Joonghyuk's eyebrow twitches-just a little, barely noticeable, but enough to scream What fresh hell is this?

His grip on Kim Dokja slackens, and for a split second, Kim Dokja looks like he's seen the light at the end of the tunnel.

But in true Yoo Joonghyuk fashion, that light turns out to be a speeding train as he suddenly lets Kim Dokja go.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" [Your Name] howls (Like A Lone Alpha Would 😈🥀⛓️🐺), flinging himself dramatically over the edge, one arm outstretched like he's auditioning for a soap opera.

Kim Dokja plummets like a rock, his face doing this weird slow-motion thing where his mouth opens in a perfect "O" of both terror and satisfaction.

But then, because [Your Name] is nothing if not a chaos gremlin, he whips out his camera faster than you can say "bad decisions" and snaps a photo just as a monster the size of a small building emerges from the depths, mouth open wide like it's about to deliver Kim Dokja a one-way ticket to Digestive Tract Hell.

"Holy crap, I should probably-wait, no, the plot!" [Your Name] almost jumps after him, but a lightning-fast brain cell fires up, reminding him that changing the plot could mean actual doom, or worse, getting yelled at by his conscience.

So instead, he stares at his camera, cackling like a maniac. "Gotcha, Kim Dokja hyung~!"

"You look so cool in this one!"

The picture is an absolute masterpiece-Kim Dokja's face is an award-winning mix of "I regret nothing" and "Why is my life like this?" with the monster about to nom him in the background.

"Look at this! LOOK!" [Your Name] rushes over to Yoo Joonghyuk, shoving the camera in his face like a kid showing off a drawing to a disinterested parent. "I caught him in 4K!"

Yoo Joonghyuk's expression shifts from stone-cold killer to something resembling a thundercloud that just realized it's out of lightning bolts.

His eyes flick to [Your Name], then to the picture, and back again.

It's not quite a normal glare, more like the gaze of someone contemplating all 87 ways to dismember a person without leaving a mess.

"Uh, gotta blast!" At the sight, [Your Name] blurts, sprinting away with the speed of someone who just realized they're being chased by a bear.

He barrels through debris, leaping over chunks of broken concrete like he's in some twisted game of parkour, all while screaming internally.

"Nope, nope, nope!" [Your Name] chants under his breath, refusing to look back.

Finally, he spots the group-the glorious group, his ticket to safety.