Toy Story 2 Crossovers

Truth Hurts

In Al's apartment, Woody, Jessie, Prospector, Bullseye, Mighty Eagle, Red, Chuck, and Bomb were watching an episode of Woody's Roundup.

Mighty Eagle: "So, is this almost over? Because I wanna take a look at some of my stuff."

Red: "You mean our stuff. Unlike Woody here, we all share the lead role."

Mighty Eagle: "Yeah yeah. Sure."

Prospector: "Shh."

The TV shows Jessie and Prospector in a mine.

Jessie: "They don't call this the old abandoned mine for nothin, Prospector. I reckon we oughta get outta here."

Prospector: "Where's my gold? Hold on, I'll light me a candle."

He does so. The fire burns the fuse quickly.

Prospector: "This sure is a fast burning wick."

Jessie: "Blast us to smithereens! That there's dynamite!"

Prospector: "Holy tarnation!"

Jessie: "I'll call for help. Yodle-Hee-Hoo!"

Critters from outside the mine respond to Jessie.

Jessie: "Hey critters. Go get sheriff Woody. Now scoot!"

They all dash to find Woody. He and Bullseye were painting a schoolhouse.

Woody: "Good job Bullseye. I reckon the new schoolhouse is finally done."

The critters arrive to tell Woody what has happened to Jessie and Prospector.

Woody: "What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine, and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle, and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?"

Rabbit: "Uh-huh."

Woody: "Ride like the wind, Bullseye!"

He gets on Bullseye and they take off, jumping over obstacles.

Prospector: "You're fanning the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire." He sits on the fire, only to instantly regret it. "YOW!! MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!!"

Bullseye reaches a canyon and fearlessly jumps. With Woody on his back, they fly high in the sky, hoping to reach the other side.

TV Narrator: "Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety? Can they reach Jessie and Stinky Pete in time? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour"!"

Woody: "Alright! Alright, next tape!"

Mighty Eagle: "Wait I thought we were..."

Jessie turns off the TV.

Woody: "Hey wait wait, what? What happened? What happens next? Come on let's see the next episode."

Prospector: "That's it."

Woody: "What?"

Prospector: "The show was cancelled after that."

Bomb: "Let's go explore."

Mighty Eagle: "Yes! Finally. Sorry Woody."

Mighty Eagle gives the other birds a lift and they climb the shelf. He follows them.

Woody: "Wait wait wait wait. What about the gold mine? And the..." Bullseye gives him a lift to climb up the shelf. "And the cute little critters and the dynamite. That was a great show, I mean why cancel it?!"

Prospector: "Two words: Sputnik."

Red: "I'm pretty sure that's one word."

Prospector: "What difference does that make? But once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."