Sure! Here’s a list of 200 jokes, mixing puns, one-liners, and classic jokes for you:
1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
8. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
13. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
14. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
15. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
16. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
18. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
21. How does a tree access the internet? It logs in.
22. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
23. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
24. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
26. Why was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.
27. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle."
28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
31. I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
32. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
33. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
34. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
35. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
36. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
37. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
38. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
39. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
40. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
41. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
42. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
43. What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
44. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy; the other is a little lighter.
45. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me KitKats.
46. Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
47. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
48. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
49. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
50. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
