Spongebob Love Triangle

What are you doing Patrick?

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Patrick, what are you talking about?

I thought you knew perfectly well that I have a thing for him!

What? asked Squidward.

You never told me about it!

Well, you know, Squidward, sometimes you have to hide your feelings so they don't consume you completely.

What are we going to do? asked Patrick.

I don't know, but I do know one thing: I'm going to fight for my happiness, no matter what it costs me!

I get it, Squidward. I think it's time for me to go.

Yeah, you're right, Patrick. I agree.

Patrick looked at Squidward with disdain and went to open the door. At home, he thought over everything that had happened earlier. He wondered why it was so easy for Squidward to show his feelings.

Damn, he's already kissed him.

Seems like it's mutual.

In a confused state, Patrick went to bed, knowing he could come up with something.

***

Good morning, Gary!

Meow!

How were your snail dreams? Anything interesting?

Meow! Meow!

Alright, we need to eat something. Gary, let's go to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, SpongeBob found some ice cream, an old piece of bread that should have been thrown away a long time ago, and a can of snail food.

Okay, Gary, I think I'll head to the store.

I'll be back soon. Wow, I'm so hungry!

After feeding his pet, SpongeBob went to the store. Stepping outside, he saw Patrick washing his windows.

Oh, hi, Pat!

Hi, SpongeBob, my favorite neighbor!

Where are you going?

I'm off to the store, there's nothing to eat at home. What about you?

I'm washing the windows.

Got it.

SpongeBob?

Yeah, Patrick?

Maybe you could come over today, we could hang out and chat. By the way, Sandy will be there too. We can play some board games and relax.

Oh, Patrick, that sounds like a great idea! Especially since it's my last day off, I really could use some rest!

Great, SpongeBob, I'll be happy to see you.

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At the store, SpongeBob bought his usual groceries:

- Beef patties
- Lettuce
- Tomatoes
- Buns
- Eggs
- Milk
- Bread
- Chocolate
- Premium snail food
- Popcorn

Looks like I got everything on the list!

As he rang up the items, the cashier announced the price:

That'll be 175 dollars and 98 cents.

Damn, thought SpongeBob.

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Back at home, SpongeBob made his favorite breakfast — a Krabby Patty with egg and a milkshake. After eating, he went to the wardrobe to decide what to wear to Patrick's. As he was choosing an outfit, his phone rang.