Life in Equestria

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"I hate life in Equestria." Colgate grumbled.
"It's not so bad, Colgate." Her optimistic friend, Lemon Hearts, said.
"But we never see any sunlight! Where's Celestia, anyways?"
Just then, the mail pony arrived.
"Is this Minuette's house?" He asked.
"Yes, and you can call me Colgate if you want."
"Your toothpaste cannon just arrived."
"Thank you!" Colgate said and hurried into her house.
"That sure was fast." Lemon Hearts stated and started trotting towards her own house.
Something slightly cold hit her and she turned around to see Colgate standing behind her with her new toothpaste cannon.
"What was that for?" Lemon Hearts asked.
"You just got free toothpaste!" Colgate smiled and lemon hearts headed towards her house again.
Suddenly, Nightmare Moon appeared before Colgate.
"What is this?" She asked suspiciously.
Colgate smiled again and toothpaste covered Nightmare Moon.
"There's your free toothpaste!" Colgate said.
"Get this stuff off of me!" The Alicorn ordered and Colgate laughed.
"Want some more?" Colgate asked and without waiting for an answer, she fired the cannon again.
Nightmare Moon growled and stomped all her way back to the castle.
Colgate gasped as she saw a change on the Alicorn. She had a cutie mark with a moon on a black background.

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