Au sans x reader Oneshots

|Sans x reader|

Y/n=your name
F/n= friend name
F/d=favorite drink

2/3d pov
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"Come on, you're more out of shape than my dad" f/n yelled at you, placing their hands on their hips. Huffing and puffing, you gave an angry expression to them as you climbed the mountain. You both were planing on see the hole at MT.Ebott, people would fall down and very return. It pecked your interest, seeing the news of people going missing after going to the mountain. You just had to know what was down there, other than monster of course. You knew about the war, being taught at school and your father being in the war, it was impossible not to know about it.
"Oh shut it, how much until we're there? I might just let go and fall down this mountain"
You groaned, seeing f/n roll their eyes. "Calm down, it's just past this rock."

"Are you sure? Cuz it feels like it's taking 60 years to get up here!" Pulling yourself up the rock, you see an opening. Forgetting to fully get up on the cliff, you try to move to it before slipping. Hitting your knee on the sharp edge of the mountain, feeling a hand on yours, you looked up to see f/n. "Trying to die on me?" Chuckling softly, they pulled you on the cliff.

"Finally!" You shout, before getting onto your feet, you felt the sharp pain on your knee, knowing it probably was a bruise starting to form. You walked to the giant hole, looking down at the pit, it gave you shivers, seeing the dark pit of, what seems like, nothingness.
"Jeez, it seems to go down pretty far" you hear f/n says, soon after their foot steps, walking closer to you.

"It's be a shame if you fell!" Feeling your body being pushed to the hole, you barely managed to balance your body not to fall. "What the fuck f/n!" You shouted, turning around to look at them. "It was a joke, chill"
"That joke could have killed me!"
"It's not like you actually fell, did you-"
They rolled their eyes as they spoke, it made your blood boil but it quickly left as you heard a crack. In a quick flash, you felt yourself falling, seeing f/n getting farther and farther away
"Y/N!" Was the last thing you could hear before your consciousness began to leave you.
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And that's how you got here, stuck living with two skeletons. One being a childish and cheerful named Papyrus and the other being a puny and lazy named Sans.
Sans wasn't bad to be around, being a funny guy, he made you laugh a lot. Papyrus was a very exuberant (not me googling that) to say the least. Not bad, just sometimes it could be overwhelming. Sometimes you had to go somewhere like Grillby's because of his hyper energy.
And that's where you were, chilling at Grillbys. Sitting at the bar, drinking your f/d and eating some of the fries they had there. It was quiet tonight, barely few monsters were there. The loud bell from the door was what broke the comfortable quiet place. Glancing over you could see Sans walking in, he seemed to notice you. His normal smile seemed to turn brighter than usual as he walked to the bar, sitting next to you.

"Hey Grillby, my usual" he said softly as he looked over at you. You watched Grillby's nod and walk away seemingly to get Sans's order. "Whatcha doin' here kid?"
"Nothing really, just hungry" you smiled at the short skeleton. Before you both could continue talking Grillby had placed the bottle of ketchup in front of Sans. He took it taking a swig of it before glancing at his bottle and your fries.
"We should ketchup and have fry-tastic time"

You snorted at his terrible pun and soon it became a pun war. You probably had been sitting there for an hour, laughing with each other as you both told horrible puns

(I'm sorry I suck at puns-)

"Jeez, you have a skele-TON of puns up that sleeve of yours" you managed to get out in between your laughter, you had almost fallen out of your chair while doing so. "Your not bad yourself," he told, "why thank you," you gave a proud look at him before looking at the time. "We should probably go before Papyrus yells at us again" you quickly paid the bill before stepping off your chair.

"Guess your right," You picked up your coat as he spoke. You smiled as both of you began to walk home and for the first time in a long while Sans acutally walked home instead of taking his 'short-cut'. the comfortable silence sat thick between you both, until you got home. Walking inside, you took off your coat lazily throwing it on the coat rack before turning to see Sans sitting on the couch. You smiled to yourself, you leaned over the couch, your face by his. Sans noticed the sudden movement and turned to look at you. "Welp, I'm going to bed, see you later Sansy." you placed your lips on his boney check, walking to the stairs. "Good night Sans" you said before going into the spare room they had turned into your bedroom.

You couldn't see the blue blush forming on his checks. You couldn't hear his soul beating faster as he touched the check you had just kissed. You didn't know that the puny skeleton had began to fall in love with you.

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well okay... that went horrable but it was my first story. How was it? I will be trying to publish more stories that are better planed then this one. Anyways, I hope you like my short as hell story.

Have a wonderfull day

-Luna

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