Zenless Harem x Male Reader

This is the Police

Corin: S-So then Miss Alexandrina defended everyone inside with her bangboos and made sure to tie all of them before they could run away!

Corin was speaking with one of the officers present on the scene. Wearing tight pants with a jacket, she wrote down every little detail of what Corin witnessed, turning to the tied up Red Fang and back at the maid before closing her notebook.

???: That seems very likely from everyone else's perspective... Thank you for your input, I'll be seeing everyone else that was present at the scene...

Corin: Then could you talk to them? They were part of the incident too... *Points behind the woman*

The woman turned around and finds two male figures sitting on the curb in front of Victoria Housekeeping. One figure was eating ice cream with a spoon while the other had his arms crossed while tapping his foot on the concrete.

???: I will talk to them... Just be safe, Corin...

Corin: Y-Yes, ma'am!

She says before walking off and around the area for her own reasons as the woman decides to talk to the two boys that sat on the curb. One of them that had his arms crossed let's out a soft sigh.
Billy: ...At this rate, I might miss the new episode of Starlight Knights...

Y/n: Don't worry, Billy... I recorded the latest episode because last time the power went out while you were watching it...

Billy: Yeah but it's not the same as when you were a kid and you wait in anticipation as your parents drove home so you could run in and turn it on just in time to watch it live...

Y/n; But we're adults... or I am... Were you an adult in your past life?

???: Boys...

The two glanced up and the two were in awe at the beauty and her physique.

Billy: Who's she?

Y/n: Arf arf... *Soft tone*

The woman crouched down in front of them.

???: My name is Zhu Yuan... Officer and leader of the Criminal Investigation Special Response Team...

Y/n: Holy shi- Can we not with the long ass names? Criminal... Institution?

Zhu: Just call us the CISR Team...

Billy: Yes, ma'am!

Zhu: I'm here because you two were here during the incident, right?

Billy: Correct! They attacked us first!

Zhu: Who... attacked you first?

Y/n: *Swallowed a scoop* Red Fang... Well, it started when one of them was hitting on... *Turns to Billy* Is her name Corin?

Billy: Yup! Then they grabbed her arm and Ellen came in and slapped them!

Zhu: Really?

Y/n: That's when we tried to intervene and then they attacked us... Long story short, Alex came in, took out the Red Fang and then tied them up like nothing...

Zhu examined their story mentally to what she hears. It's the same story from everyone but the Red Fang as she nods.

Zhu: Seems like everything is pieced together...

Billy: We have to thank Alexandrina for her help! Without her, we'd be cooked!

Y/n: Cooked? *Y/n eats his last scoop and tosses it to the teach can behind him* With how aggressive they were, we'd be dead...

Then Y/n tries to get up but was limping up and off his leg. Zhu takes notice.

Zhu: What's wrong with you?

Y/n: My hamstring... It's still cramping...

Zhu: Really?

Y/n: Yeah...

Zhu: Then let me see...

Y/n: Let you wh-

Without letting him finish, she takes a knee right in front of him and grabs his hamstring.

Y/n: Ouch! What are you...

Then he felt her press her fingers firmly on his hamstring which starts to lessen the stress. At first, he was ready to close his eyes and let the pleasure take over but he finds where Zhu's face was.

Y/n: Um... Zhu?

Then she grabs his quad as well and squeezed it.

Y/n: What are you-

Zhu: Shh! I'm doing my job!

Y/n: Doing your- My hamstring is the-

Zhu: Shh!

Y/n was in disbelief at Zhu's sudden change of behavior as she continued to massage his thigh all around.

Zhu: They're very firm...

Y/n: I workout...

Zhu: I can tell...

She continued for a few more minutes until she finally stands up and brushed her pants.

Zhu: That's enough fun for now...

Y/n: *Eyes widens* You weren't serious?! And what do you mean "now"?!

She smirks to him before walking away from the two. Her hips swayed intentionally, taking a quick peek as she walked to make sure that he was getting a view of who had the best assets in New Eridu.

She smirks even more mischievously when she sees his eyes on her but pretends she doesn't sees it, continuing to walk as Y/n finally shook himself out of his trance.

Billy: Why were you quiet?

Y/n: Sorry... Stuff...

Billy: I see... We always think about stuff...

Y/n: ...Yeah...

Ding!

Y/n's phone goes off and he finds a text message from his boss.

Nicole

We found the strongbox.

Meet us in the back of Random Play.

We're gonna discuss the plan.

He turns to Billy and nudges him.

Y/n: We're heading to Random Play... They have a plan on how to get the safe from the Hollows...

Billy: Really?! Okay!

Billy nods enthusiastically before the two were able to leave the scene of the crime and head over to Random Play to discuss about their plan.