Sonia The Hedgehog (Genderbend Insert)

Pathos

The scene changes to a psychiatrist's office as Sonia is seen switching between doctor and patient.

Sonia: "*imitating a psychiatrist with a German accent* You don't zink your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy, perhaps? *roleplaying as the patient/herself* Crazy? Me? No way, doc; you got me all wrong. *imitating a psychiatrist with a German accent* And despite all these so-called friends of yours, deep down, *takes off the glasses* ...you're still rather lonely...?"

As Sonia leaves for the night, she takes one last look through the window and smiles a little from seeing the Wachowskis enjoy their movie (aka Naked Gun).

Sonia: "*narrates* Perhaps afraid... you'll be alone forever...?"

Sonia frowns as she touches her necklace and departs. The scene cuts to the Wachowski residence the next night as Tom pulls into the driveway and after spotting a couple of raccoons rummaging through his garbage bins. He blows his car horn in an attempt to scare them away.

Tom: "Uh-uh, hey! No, no, get out of there! *exits the truck, agitated* Oh, come on! Get out of there!"

The raccoons leave after a while.

Tom: "Get out of there, you trash bandits!"

He then walks in his house and closes the door.

Tom: "Maddie, as Green Hill's most respected veterinarian, what is the fastest way to exterminate a raccoon?"

Tom sets his work bag aside and sees Ozzy walk in to greet him.

Tom: "Hi, Ozzy! Hello! You're glad to see me! You don't eat garbage, do you?"

As Tom pets Ozzy, Maddie walks in holding an envelope. He stands up after seeing her.

Tom: "What's that? Is that what I think it is?"

Maddie: "*nods* Uh-huh. Open it."

He then walks to Maddie and takes the envelope, inspecting it.

Tom: "Oh, it's kind of small. Is that bad?"

Maddie: "*excited* Just... open it."

She smiles with excitement and anticipation. Tom opens the envelope, and they both walk to the kitchen counter as Tom takes a deep breath and reads a letter from it.

Tom: "Dear Thomas, we have reviewed your application to the San Francisco Police Department, and pending interdepartmental review and background check, we are happy to inform you that you have been selected to join our team."

Maddie: "*ecstatic* Aah, my God!"

Tom: "Wow! Oh, my God."

Maddie then pulls out a pink box and sets it on the counter and opens it to reveal a cake.

Maddie: "Ta-da!"

Tom: "...San Francisco Sucks."

The cake shows a burning Golden Gate Bridge and blue letters reading "Forget Those Morons, San Francisco SUCKS!"

Maddie: "*slightly embarrassed* Oh, wrong one!"

She quickly puts the cake away and pulls out a new box to open it up, revealing another one.

Maddie: "Ta-da! *giggles*"

The new cake shows the words "CONGRATULATIONS" in red letters at the top, "I Never Had a Doubt!" in blue letters at the bottom and a decorative portrait of a police officer in the center.