Sonia The Hedgehog (Genderbend Insert)

Prologue 2.0

The cockpit to the Eggpod closes and Robotnik gives chase to Sonia, firing laser blasts at him, only to damage certain road sections. He turns left to continue the pursuit.

Robotnik: "That was an illegal left, by the way!"

The same freeze from the beginning of the film is shown and Sonia picks up the story.

Sonia: "*narrating* So, here we are again! We've been through so much together! Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog. Want to know how it ends? Yeah, me too!"

The pursuit continues as Sonia continues to dodge laser blasts from Robotnik, even sliding under a large trailer to avoid them.

Sonia: "How is this possible?! No one's ever caught up to me before!"

Sonia holds a ring, planning the next location. The scene changes to Paris as a mime is entertaining a little girl and her mother. When the mime makes a circular movement with his hands, a Ring portal opens up behind them, and Sonia zips through.

Sonic: "Coming through! I'm sorry!"

Robotnik follows behind and the mime moves out of the way.

Mime: "Sacrebleu!"

Robotnik: "Excusez-moi, monsieur! *giggles before resuming the chase*"

The pursuit continues along the Great Wall of China.

Sonia: "Here we go! Room to open it up!"

The two increase their speed until Sonia tosses another ring, opening a new portal.

Sonia: "I can't lose him! Why can't I lose him?!"

Sonia then enters Egypt as Robotnik fires multiple laser blasts from the Eggpod, hitting the Great Sphinx of Giza in the process. Sonia skids to a stop in the sand.

Sonia: "If you can't beat 'em, blind 'em!"

Sonia catches up to Robotnik and uses her speed to create a whirlwind of sand, which disrupts Robotnik's visual contact.

Robotnik: "Lost... visual contact! *Sees Sonia speed up the Great Pyramid of Giza* You're not allowed up there! It's one of the Seven Wonders!"

Robotnik blasts out of the whirlwind, and just as Sonia opens another ring portal, Robotnik fires a laser blast at Sonia, sending her flying through the portal and hurtling her onto the streets of Green Hills where she lays motionless and unconscious. Robotnik menacingly appears through the portal as it closes. Tom, Maddie, and the farmer rush to see what the commotion is all about when Robotnik cackles loudly and takes off his flight goggles.

Robotnik: "You're an astonishing little creature! It'll be fun to take you back to the lab for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures. Any last words?"

Sonia: "*With her last remaining strength* I... I wished to at least have a friend... with benefits..."

Sonia slumps over on the ground and Tom appears behind Robotnik via a Ring portal.

Robotnik: "I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs have been made possible by animal testing. You're being very selfish."

Tom: "Going my way?"

Robotnik notices Tom

Robotnik: "What the-"

Tom punches Robotnik, knocking his flight glasses off his head, and the two start fighting inside the Eggpod. Robotnik grabs Tom by his shirt.