Master Chief x Dalek Sec

The most wonderful fanfic ever

Chapter 1

Our story starts with Dr Johnathan Halo (aka: Master Cheif) as he departs of his big ship sending him into his mission. He lands on the Groovy planet, his long metal gun gripped firmly in his manly hands, his hips swivel with each step further into the moist earth. "I've low-key landed on the planet" mastersex says to his dudes back up on the ship "wonderful news MisterChef, be careful not to get nae-naed by any spooky cretins" John Balls continues his trek.

Chapter 2

Further into the planet, John Balls  enters a forrest where he's hit with wave upon wave of flashbacks to his ex lover: Mr Zaddy Arbiter. He remembers laying in bed with the Arbiter (still wearing full gear as mr halo is very self conscious) after a very fruitful experience of cunalingus wich lasted 38 hours as John has erectile distinction. "Johnny..." the Arbiter said "Spartan that was very unimpressive" John, not being able to take such slander, pulls out his Spartan laser and "obliterates" Dr Zaddy Arbiter. MisterChef lies in the puddle of blood, sweat and spunk he weeps after the post nut clarity hits.

Chapter 3

Masterbait cums too, realising that having traumatic flashbacks are for nerds, he waddles further into the woods. He comes across a shelter shaped like a huge Shlong upon entering the Shlong he has a heart attack from gaming and drinking too much halo 3 Mountain Dew. When HaloCheif recovers from the dramatic ball ache that is a heart attack, he see the one eyed beauty that is dalek sec. The human/ dalek hybrid's eye widens as he sees the hot steamy hunk of a man arise from his medical disaster.

Chapter 4

"Where am I" John balls exclaims
"You are in my apartment Spartan" dalek sec replied
"Woah not such a bad site to wake up too" master cheif says baldly
"You really mean that?" Dalek sec says timidity
"Yeah, yk my bae recently err "left" so I'm completely single"
"I'm flattered but my husband Mr HP Dobby should be back any moment now"
"Darn" Johnathan Halo exclaims
A knock knocked at the door. "That should be Dobby now" dalek sex said. Mr HP Dobby barley entered the establishment before throwing the divorce papers at dalek sec. "Dobby has a new mate, Dobby is free" Dobby proudly exclaimed. Dalek sec crumbles to the floor as Mr Hp Dubstep leaves without another word "I always knew my socks weren't good enough for you"
"Woah most egregious bro" Master says " you want any gabagool?"
"I would love some" Dalek Sec answers
Johnathan places the meat by a fireplace were he and Dalek sec shared the deliciousness.

Chapter 5

As they scoffed the harty gabagool they locked eyes. MisterChef analysis every inch on dalek sec and he reciprocates. "You know, I meant what i said earlier" John 117 says smoothly "you really are quite beautiful" dalek sec blushes, a twinkle in his Singular eye. "I think your quite the hunk too, mr John halo" dalek sec replies
"How say we go soil the sheets?" John questions
"I thought you'd never ask"

Chapter 6

They both plung into the Egyptian cotton sheets as dalek sec begins to reveal his hybrid body, master cheif watches in awe he too removes his armour apart from his helmet and groin protection revealing his steamy chizzled exterior. Dalek sec proudly displayed his inhumanly sized throbbing penis, masterchief is shy to reveal his member, remembering his last time he showed anyone his pecker. "Hey...don't worry, I'll love you no matter what size your packing" dalek sec reassured him John removed his groin protector revealing an underwhelming but cute Shlong, dalek sec giggles.
"Hey you said—" but before he could finish his sentence dalek sec's wet mouth swallowed his whole wiener. 48 hours of straight gay sweaty jorking of peckers ended with a tsunami of baby batter cake d the walls. "Wow i didn't even know j could shoot that far " Johnathan said
"Double kill" dalek sec exclaimed
"I really love you dalek sec"
"And I really love you too master cheif "
"Will you marry me" they both said in perfect synchronisation.
They both squealed and embraced sharing along kiss ( of course cheif still wore his helmet)
The fire went out and they both fell into a deep sleep in each others arms
Fin~