Karan: Do not be scared, Mr. Kipling. It is only a movie.
(Woman screams)
Karan: A very realistic movie! This 3-D is amazing! I feel as though I can reach out and touch it! (screams) Now it is reaching out to touch me! (screaming) Robert! Evil spirits walk among us!
Cameron: (laughing)
Robert: You got the evil part right.
Cameron: That was awesome! You screamed like a little girl.
Karan: I did not! I screamed like a big tough girl! And you certainly did not scare my fearless friend, Mr. Kipling!
(Mr. Kipling slithers onto the elevator)
Karan: You reptilian wimp!
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Dove: Robert, is my new issue of Leopard Beat here?
Robert: One moment.
(Robert puts on a pair of headphones)
Dove: (screaming)
Bella: What's wrong? Who's hurt? First kit or ambulance?
Dove: My Leopard Beat magazine came! This month has a special feature on bra stuffing! "Which is better? Tissues or socks?"
Bella: Spoiler alert. It's neither. Quilted toilet paper. You're welcome.
Robert: I'll put that on the shopping list. (walks away)
(Doorbell buzzing)
Shawn: What up, penthouse?
Bella: What up, Shawn?
Shawn: Hey, Bella, I brought you a welcome to New York "fuggeda-basket".
Bella: Aw, thanks, Shawn! New York subway map, Metro cards, and... pepper spray? Is this in case I'm a victim of a-salt? (laughs)
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China: Wow, he is one sound sleeper.
Cameron: He looks so peaceful. I don't like it. (alarm ringing)
Karan: (screaming) Great Ganesh! I am a human samosa! Get me down from here!
Cameron: Okay, if you say so.
Karan: (screams)
Cameron and China: (both laughing)
Karan: Ow! That hurt!
China: It's your fault for sleeping on a door.
Karan: That is it! You have aroused my ire!
China: Hey, you should thank me. Cameron wanted to leave you in the lobby in nothing but your tighty whities.
Karan: Cameron, you are treading on dangerous ground. Ever heard of karma?
China: I have! It's my favorite topping on a sundae.
Karan: Not caramel, karma. The concept that if you are good, the universe will reward you. But if you are bad, the universe will beat you like a rented water buffalo.
Cameron: Oh! So you're saying it would be bad if I did something like this? (blowing air horn)
Karan: (speaking loudly) Yes! That is an excellent example of bad!
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Bella: You know, this is really nice of Shawn.
Dove: Nice and obvious. Shawn's in love. It's all here on Leopard Beat.
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Bella (Jessie)
FanfictionA Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children. I don't own Jessie, Emma, Luke, Ravi, Zuri or any of the other characters in the show. They all belong to the creators of the...
