Air Molecule x Air Molecule

Part one

(Air Molecule 1's pov)

I stayed in a corner of the room, like a wallflower in those self insert fan fiction that probably included a tumble sexyman, like... Bill Cipher? I don't know. I was just sitting there, thinking about life and wondering if there are people who actually have toilet kinks.

Suddenly, I snapped back to reality when the door slammed shut. Fuck, it was John and Emily... and they looked like they were in the mood for some freaky! I had to get out of there! I got up and flew into the vent and I could just hear them preparing for freaky time.

"John, I love you!"

"I love you too, pookie shmookie, now let me dominate you..." (is this how allos talk or smth? Sorry I only read like fanfic and shit but whatever)

I flew away quickly so I wouldn't have to hear them being horny, and to make sure I wouldn't hear any of their moans, I put on my headphones and listened to heavy metal and imagined animated music videos in my head even though I had no skill in animation whatsoever. Then, I was getting sleepy, and I didn't have a pillow OR a blanket. That was just great.

I took off my EarPods and walked back near the entrance of the vent.

"I swear to GOD if they're still fucking I'm gonna LOSE IT!" I grumbled, talking to myself. I wasn't paying attention to what was in front of me since I was still focusing on what I was hearing, you know, make sure I don't get flashed by a ding dong. Then, I had my Y/N moment and bumped into someone.

"OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!" They apologized, being a bit loud.

"Don't worry, it's fine. I should be the one apologizing. By the way, do you know if those horny ppl are still doing the 'pillar in the hole' activity?"

"No, they're done." The other person replied, stepping out of the way, "by the way, what's your name?"

"Air molecule #1."

"In Air molecule #2!" They squealed.

"Okay, I'm gonna go home now, bye." I started walking away while their jaw dropped.

I eventually got home and landed on the bed, yawning and eventually falling asleep. Little did I know what would happen tomorrow.