~°Radio Show°~ [Many Ships]

Chapter 3. I Hate This

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{Athours Note: Hi I'm gonna try my best to keep writing for this story!}

[How they speak]
Alastor: "Hello my dears~"
Lucifer: "Hello you worthless sinners!"
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{Lucifer's Pov}

It was the morning, I got up from my bed to see the same old red sky. Nothing new- I got up from bed to get dressed. I put on my usual attire, nothing new besides maybe being more tired then usual. I don't sleep but I do tend to get In comfy clothes like I'm going to bed! I had to wait at least 8 hours until Alastor's next broadcast we have to do together.

"LUCIFER!~"

"SI? QUÉ ES?!"

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{Athours Note: I don't speak Spanish very well and can't spell Spanish either! so sorry If I'm wrong! Also what they said was "yes? What Is It?!" If you needed the translation- also I'm using google translate to see If I'm writing It right so correct me If I'm wrong.}
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"So I may have burnt something-"

"GUÉ?!"

"Lucifer. Stop speaking Spanish, I didn't even know you were Mexican?"

"I'm the king of hell Alastor. I've been around for almost all the languages made! But I know Spanish the best!"

"Alright~"

"So what did you burn?"

"Some of my hair~"

"HUH?! CÓMO PASÓ ESTO?!"

"LUCIFER! I DON'T KNOW SPANISH!~"

"Sorry, sorry. Are you tearing up?"

"

I uh sorry got stressed out I guess-"

"Well I asked how did this happen?"

I grabbed the piece of hair that was burnt to see how much damage was done. To see Alastor's ears flopped down from me touching his hair.

"I got close to a candle In my sleep. I had lend down to It to close with my hair and woke up by feeling the fire on my head."

"SE TE METIÓ EN LA CABEZA?!"

"Lucifer~"

"I said It got Into your head?"

"Not Into my head just on It-"

"Okay then I have to get bandage's so you can heal! Quédate aquí!"

Alastor tilted his head, I just slapped my hand Into my face. Apparently he doesn't know Spanish but I think It would be obvious that I said stay here but I apparently not! I grabbed the med kit.

"Ah! Okay Alastor come here!"

"Hm? Okay!~"

"Okay I have bandage's now give me your head so I can see where the wound Is!"

"I hate this so much-"

"Bueno, no es mi culpa que hayas decidido poner tu cabeza en fuego."

"What?~"

"Ugh! I said that It isn't my fault that you decided to put your head on fire!"

"Well I was asleep I couldn't feel anything!"

"NO MOVERSE!"

"I'm sorry! Stoooppp your pulling my head to hard It hurtsss~"

"Well you keep leaning backwards so I have to pull you towards me!"

Alastor Is making me hate this so much. It Isn't my fault he burnt his hair! Is this him getting back on me for the sex thing. Yeah I deserve that-

Look I want an excuse to watch Vox get all flustered over Alastor. I find It very funny everytime I'm with Vox he gets all flustered when I mention Alastor around him! I just want an excuse to see him get all flustered over him. Anyway I started to bandage up Alastor's head, now for the hair I don't know what to do with that.

I could just magically grow his hair back to normal but look at that mans hairstyle. I have a better Idea I'll style It In a better way!

"OI! Alastor keep your head still I'll be fixing your hair!"

"Don't fuck It up, you tiny prick!~"

I put my hands around Alastor's head to style up his hair. To fix the missing pieces of hair. I grew some of his hair back and put It up In a bun so It doesn't make him look like those karens-

Is that what humans call It? Ah whatever. Anyway I finished up putting the bun up so It doesn't look fucked up and slop down.

"Are you done yet dear~"

"Yeah I'm all done. Now Is this all you needed because I'm starting to hate this more and more of you being In my room. I'm sure Charlie needs you to do stuff."

"Same with you! Charlie sure would love her Daddy to help her with the hotel!~"

"Never say Daddy again-"

"Well you are Charlie's Dad and people also call their father's Daddy!~"

"Eugh. It just sounds weird coming from you! Of all people-"

"Whatever do you mean?~"

"Do you not know that people you know get It on say that during It."

"I would've like to live my life not knowing that. Wait~"

"Yeah you already past the experation date-"

"Oh shut up~"

"Can you leave now? I'm getting more mad the more time you spend In here!"

"Fine, fine I'll leave!~"

I watched Alastor get out of my room with a annoyed expression on his face. He may have a smile plastered on his face but It Is very obvious that he Is annoyed. I got everything cleaned up from all the things I used to help bandage Alastor up and put It all away. God save me for this day Is gonna last forever.

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{Athours Note: Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Have a nice night or day!
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