~°Radio Show°~ [Many Ships]

Chapter 6. Why Heaven...

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☆Athours Note: Hope y'all enjoy this Chapter! Anyway have a nice day or night!

[How their text look]
Alastor: "Hello again~"
Lucifer: "Do we have to do this every chapter?"☆
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{Alastor's Pov}

After the conversation I had with Luci we both had went over to the desk where the radio show Is hosted. I started It up and me and Luci started talking.

"So where did we leave off?"

"Uh something about me and sex?~"

"Oh yeah that! I honestly was joking about tha-"

"Vox sent me money literally not that long ago-"

"WAIT FOR REAL?!"

"YES I KNOW IT'S HILARIOUS!~"

"Vox I thought you were better then this? Why are you so stupid sometimes-"

"I mean... I can do It?"

"Aren't you like Ace?"

"Why yes of course! But I can pull a few strings just this once!~"

"Hm... I'm so gonna bother Vox about this If you end up doing It!"

"You The King Of Hell talk to the Tech freak?~"

"Eh we fucked a few times to-"

"Lucifer how many people have you fucked my friend?~"

"Okay so there's Lilith, Eve, Adam, Vox, um I did It with Angel one time!"

"Jesus high ass body count~"

"Yeah after Lilith left I kinda just go around since I know she ain't coming back! I get with who I wanna get with! Plus I know she has been fucking Adam when we were married... When me and Adam fucked for the first time he had mentioned It... Yeah not a fond memory to have!"

"Oh Lucifer I'm so sorry~"

"Don't be! I ain't mad or upset hell the higher body count I get the closer I can get to beating Adams body count!"

"That shouldn't be something you want Luci~"

"What ever do you mean?"

"Lucifer doesn't It occur to you that you shouldn't fuck so many people because of one messy fucked up lady? You should love who you wanna love and just that person.~"

"When did you become the man of advice?"

"Since I had a horrible father and a loving mother who didn't deserve his abuse.~"

"Oh Alastor I'm sorry..."

"Oh no no It's quite alright I care about you right now! You are the main focus~"

"Al..."

"Let's move onto something else... Well continue this matter off of the show~"