Bioshock JOKES (FanFic)

Part 2 -Bioshock

1 trying to learn they're best

Xelie (Little sister) was rehearsing her first oral report for kindergarden.
She suddenly stopped, pointed in her book at a picture of a cat while walking
with Mr.Bubbles (Rumbler), and asked,

"Do you know how you can tell a girl kitty from a boy kitty?"

Rumbler held his breath from under his helmet.

"A girl kitty has long eyelashes." Xelie said.

2

Gracie, Three, repeatedly asked his father (Andrew Ryan) why he had to go to work each morning.

"Because, Hun, we need money to buy diapers and such."

The little girl understood and often repeated to anyone who would listen that Andrew Ryan, her father
Went to work to buy her diapers. When Gracie was finally potty trained, she proudly told to Andrew Ryan

"Now you don't have to go to work anymore!"

2

The Little Sisters usually ended up in the big sisters territory. One Afternoon she heard fussing and Crying,
But when she investigated, no one would give her any answers. Big sister called over the oldest little sister and asked her
To tell what happened.

"Remember."

Big sister said.

"The angels knows what happened out here."

The little sister grinned.

"Yeah, but they can't tell you!"

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2 Deep Questions

When Four-year-old SnowStorm (Little sister) smeared lipstick all over her face like a clown,
Her big daddy (Rosie) Groaned and began to scrub it off.

"Tilt your head back, Snowstorm, so I can clean your forehead."

"Mr.Bubbles, do I have a forehead?"

She said.

"Yes, you do."

SnowStorm thought for a minute.

"Well, what number of heads do you have?"

2

Three-year-old Little Sister was looking through family photo albums of her two older
Friends, which were Little sisters aswell. Quite concerned, she asked Mr.Bubbles (Bouncer),

"How come you took the other little sisters out of the vent without me?"

Bouncer tried to explain that the trip outside of the vent occurred before she was born.
The little sister looked up at Bouncer, wide-eyed.

"You mean you went there when I was dead?"

3

"Brigid,"

A little sister asked Brigid Tenenbaum one day,

"How come when the other little sisters get through praying to the angels,
They always say, 'Oh, man'?"

-The End of part 2.-