Bioshock JOKES (FanFic)

Part 3 -Bioshock

Marrige problems

Ace (Atlas's son) only five months old when his mother (Felicia) started babysitting Adéle (Little sister).
Now, age three, he adored the little girl. When Ace woke up from his nap, Felicia told him,

"Have I got a surprise for you! Adéle is coming over."

Ace sighed.

"Does that mean its time for us to get married?"

2

One Sunday, Jane was chatting about her husband, a minister, who would

"Soon be marrying Atlas Fontaine and Felicia Sinclair."

Their Son (XxX), overhearng the conversation, looked stricken.

"Mom, aren't you and dad going to be married anymore?!"

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Learning things

Tyler (Sinclair's son), five, was learning to read and had a painstakingly sound out each word out loud.
He stopped and watched her mother (Rose) reading silently to herself and asked,

"Mom, how do you keep all of those words in your mouth?"

2

Ace's mother (Felicia) was getting ready to head out the door, and told Ace to mix creme-cakes for Sinclair and get it in the oven.

"But I don't know how!

Ace whined.

"Just follow the directions on the box."

Felicia said. Ace read the directions, scrubbed his hands thoroughly,
Dumped all the ingredients in the bowl, and started mixing.
When Felicia came back to on Ace, she found Ace up to his elbows in batter.

"What are you doing?!?"

Felicia shouted.

"The directions said to mix the creme-cakes by hand."

3

Eleanor, age three, was playing with lego wooden building blocks on the floor.
She looked up at Subject Delta and innocently asked,

"How do you make babies?"

Subject Delta took a deep and plunged in,
explaining that babies are a gift from the angels and that the mommy and daddy pray for
A baby and the angels answers those prayers. Eleanor patiently waited for him to finish,
She sighed.

"No, Daddy. How do you make babies out of legos?

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All Grown up

When their second child arrived, the parents (Sinclair & Rose) had a gift ready for six-year-old Ella, so he wouldn't be jealous of all babys (Alice) presents.
The happy day arrived, and the proud Sinclair presented Ella with a copy of The Bioshock Fanfiction, inscribed:

"Dear Ella, I'm so glad to have you as my big sister. I love you, Alice."

Ella turned to Rose and Sinclair with a book of understanding of her face.

"That explains it."

She said.

"Explains what?" Rose asked.

"Why Alice was in there so long. She had to write this whole book for me before she came out!"

2

While visiting his Grandmother (Rose), five-year-old Ace was looking at all of the family photos.
He was quiet for a moment, then said,

"I like this family, and I like my family, but Grandma, why do you have any children?"

3

Tyler, four, asked his parents (Sinclair & Rose) for chewing gum.

"Do you know what I do with my gum when I get done chewing it?"

They expected him to say, "put it in the ashtray" or "Throw it out of window."
Were they surprised when he answered,

"I give it to Alice and she eats it!"

4

Six-year-old Eleanor played with the other little sisters by pretending that they owned a store.
Subject Delta pinned the "Manager" tag on Eleanor.

"Your ready to open your store now, Eleanor. You're the manager."

"But daddy!"

Eleanor insisted,

"I'm not a manager, I'm ladyger!"

-The End of part 3.-