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# — ❞ALRIGHT, FUCK IT. LET'S DANCE, WALMART WIDOW ❞ ╰┈➤ CHAPTERONE ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 & 𝙒𝙊𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙀 ┊🐺⚔️🕷️ 📍 THE RED ROOM, earth 210904 ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
SO FAR, EVERY KATE SOKOLOV THAT WADE RAN INTO had the same i wanna kill you face as Wade had coined it. The Kate he saw in that footage when Logan died and her sacrifice clearly didn't go for every other version of her in his montage of near death experiences falling through time doors. In the last universe, Kate had a red glowing sword and she had already been brainwashed by the Red Room — there had been no hope for that one.
He was on the verge of giving up and just going for Logan. He couldn't take any more of the near death experiences curtesy of Kate Sokolov. Wade's never met her before and he's only ever seen her nearly dying or crying and that was just on the TVA's projections.
As the shimmering golden time door opened up from the ground, Wade stepped through with a sigh, lowering his head in exhaustion, "I swear if one more brunette tries to fucking electrocute me, I'm just going go to Logan — I'm sure he won't try to kill me," when he drifted his gaze from the Tempad in his hands, he saw this world was much darker than the ones he had previously seen, "well, someone's in their emo phase."
The land was vast with fallen debris; flames grew from the ground, giving light in the darkness. Wade crossed his arms, craning his head upward to find a threatening structure hovering over in the air.
Wade groaned as he put his head back in annoyance, "Nope!" He exclaimed, popping the p at the end, "I'm not about to get killed again — I'm not!" Before he could open the TemPad, it had flown out of his hand causing him to turn around, "GODDAMNIT!"
From above, Wade spotted another Kate falling down from above in her black suit. At this point, when he saw someone with brunette hair, he'd assume it was her. As she landed on the soil, kneeling on the ground with on leg extended while the other was bent over, on of her arms up.
"God, you're such a poser!"
Once she stood up, Kate swung out a sword, pinning the top under Wade's chin, "Five minutes — start talking," Wade's eyes widened from behind his mask as he put his hands up aiming for his swords when ready.
"Well, you don't seem friendly," Wade coughed as the sword got closer and his hands got closer to the katanas he was carrying on his back, "Hi! I'm Wade — you can call me Deadpool or Marvel Jesus, whatever works for you," the sword being at his throat, his eyes widened and his gaze drifted down to the blade, "okay! I need you because you're an anchor being and if you don't come me," he sighed as the blade was lowered, "everyone I know is gonzo."
