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╰┈➤ IN WHICH Katerina Dinara Sokolov,
most known as Kate Sokolov or The Red Widow,
has been mourning the loss of Logan Howlett
si...
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# — ❞I KNOW! MAKES YOU WANNA CRY ❞ ╰┈➤ PROLOGUE ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 & 𝙒𝙊𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙀 ┊🐺⚔️🕷️ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
WADE WILSON NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE THAN HE DID AS OF RIGHT NOW. Putting on that suit again was possibly the best thing to happen to him since he had given it up; he felt the thrill of the red and he hoped the people in his life would get to be there with him.
If only he knew what was coming.
He danced his way out of the elevator with the brightest smile from behind his suit before walking into the hallway, "It's perfect! FYI: your tailor is a predator, but I love it," he signaled to different parts of his suit has he walked down the aisle, "Snug, no camel toe, new car smell and adamantium Katomas, you shouldn't have."
As he got to the end, he took a moment to pose while a man sitting at a desk with a mug stared up at him in awe, "Go ahead. Take it in," Wade put his hands on his hips and nodded, "and yes, your underwear is getting tighter," he pointed to the same man at the desk, craning his neck to face him, "That guy knows what I'm talking about."
"His closes say middle management, but his eyes say fucky fucky,"
Mr. Paradox deadpanned with the Tempad in his hands, "Yes you look very nice," Wade's eyes widened, bobbing his head, "Nice? Your buddy over here is ready to throw it all away for me," he turned back to the man in the desk who rushed to the phone and immediately starting dialing numbers, "you calling your wife?"
The guy looked up, "HR."
"Is your wife working HR?"
"I'm really glad you're taking this so well,"
"Oh, im taking it well," he walked down even further towards the television sets displaying events from the multiverse and the desks where people were typing away, "I have never had a problem traveling for work. That said, we should talk vacation days," he clasped his hands together, "I'm more of a one week on, one week off kind of guy — I think that's what they do in Denmark, you'll never see a Danish flag in the moon, but..." he looked down to the floor with a chuckle, "but goddamnit they're happy."
He glances at the Tempad in Paradox's hands and pointed to it, "Now, let's power up your little Amazon Fire Phone there and zip me back home so I can let my friends know that they've been upgraded to Disciples."
"Yeah, I hope that you quite understand... um, you will not be returning to your home because there will be no home to return to,"
