This was too fun.
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Winn: My hands are cold.
Natalie: Here, let me hold them.
Winn: My lips are cold too.
Natalie: *covers Winn's mouth with her hand*
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Natalie: What's this?
Winn, hugging Natalie: Affection!
Natalie: Disgusting.
Natalie: ...Do it again.
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Winn: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Natalie: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Winn: I said within reason, Natalie. How about I murder that guy?
Natalie: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Winn: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Winn: Snow got me feeling some type of way.
Natalie: That's hypothermia.
Winn: Shoot, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.
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Winn: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Natalie: I only like dark humor.
Winn, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Natalie:
Winn : An IMPASTA!
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Winn: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.
Natalie: What?
Winn: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.
Natalie: So a calzone?
Winn: You can't just name things I dream up.
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Natalie: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Winn: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Natalie: Surprise me!
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Winn, texting Natalie: I'm a theif.
Natalie: Thief.
Winn: Theif.
Natalie: I before E except after C.
Winn: Thceif.
Natalie: NO.
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Natalie: Did it hurt when you fell-
Winn : From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Natalie: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Winn: ...
Natalie: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Winn: I think I'm falling for you.
Natalie: Then get up.
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Natalie: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Winn: What?
Natalie: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Natalie: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
Winn: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Natalie: Truth or dare?
Winn: Truth.
Natalie: How many hours have you slept this week?
Winn:
Winn: Dare.
Natalie: Go to sleep.
Winn: I don't like this game.
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Natalie: Winn , you need to calm down.
Winn, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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Natalie: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Winn: Thanks, Natalie!
Natalie: It wasn't a compliment, bonehead.
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