Cosplay Prime

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Vessel Sans looks at the sunset while standing on top of a mall.


Vessel: Sigh. . . Ain't this beautiful? The universe is a great place despite the online stuff and other crimes people make in here.


Vessel: I wish Goth could see this. But. . .


Vessel: He's currently in the hang of his fictional self as he's death himself.


Vessel: But either way, I really hope people don't see me and starts to fanboy all over me and then post me on Tumblr saying that Sans Undertale is real.


Vessel Sans hears a portal appear behind him and someone comes out of it.


???: So. . . this is the so-called canon universe, huh?

Vessel turns around and sees a fox with normal and robot tails facing in front of him.


???: Hey, skeleton. Who are you supposed to be?


Vessel: . . .


Vessel: Pfft. . .


Vessel laughs out loud, confusing the fox.


Vessel: Oh, you really scared me for a sec, kid.


Vessel: I didn't expect you to reunite with a cosplay, NC! Tails.


???: Huh? What are you talking about?


CW! Sans teleports next to Vessel Sans.

CW! Sans: Sorry that I'm late, boss. It's hard to deal with three--


CW! Sans laughs out loud uncontrollably on seeing the fox's appearance.


CW! Sans: Oh my god, what a timing! I should have invited TE! Sans for this!


???: Hey! What kind of sorcery is this!?


CW! Sans: Oh god, I can't handle it!!!


Vessel: Me too, CW! Sans!!!


???: Why are you two laughing at me!?


CW! Sans and Vessel both laugh on hearing the fox's anger issues.


CW! Sans: Speaking of which, I'm calling TE! Sans ASAP for him to know this!!!


CW! Sans calls TE! Sans and he picks up the call.


TE! Sans: Hey, CW. What's up--


CW! Sans: TE! Sans, you cannot believe this!


CW! Sans: NC! Tails is cosplaying as an alpha gamer with his robot legs in front of us!


TE! Sans: . ..  Huh? What do you mean?


CW! Sans: Hold on, I'll take a picture for you to know what I mean.


Vessel: Don't worry, CW! Sans. I got the picture for you.


CW! Sans: See?! This is what I mean, TE! Sans!


TE! Sans: That's weird. Wasn't NC! Tails with the creator just a minute ago?


Vessel: . . .


CW! Sans: . . . I'll call you later, alright?


CW! Sans gets out of his call and the two stares at the fox, instantly realizing something.


Vessel: WHAT THE FUCK IS NINE DOING HERE OF ALL PLACES!?

CW! Sans: HOW THE HELL DID HE GET INTO THE CANON UNIVERSE!?


This is the reason why Sonic Prime can't have a fourth season.

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