Things I came up with out of boredom

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Gaster looks at the core.


Gaster: My time has come.


Gaster: Remember, son. Dying is gay.


Sans: what the fu- what- wha-


Gaster: You were always a tumblr sexyman.


Sans: i was always wha- what!?




Sans: (wait! i've got an idea!)


Sans: if you want to hear what's going on inside my head, you've got it.


Sans:  (we're no strangers to love~)


Player: What is that?


Sans: (you know the rules. . . and so do i~)


Player: (Where do I know this from?)


Sans: (a full commitment's what i'm. . . thinking of~)


Player: What are you doing?


Sans: (you wouldn't get this from. . . any other guy.)


Sans: (i~ just wanna tell you how i'm feeling~)

Player: Ohhhhh no no no no!


Sans: (gotta make you understand.)

Player: Stop. Stop it!


Sans: (never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down.)

Player: Ah, man! No! N- stop it, man!


Sans: (never gonna run around and desert you.)

Player: Come on, man! Stop it! No!




NC! Classic: If I'm a fan of something, I would take the original one.


Sans: cool. you're not talking about actual characters, right?


NC! Classic: . . .


Sans: you're not talking about actual characters, right?


NC! Classic: . . .


Sans: let me repeat this one more time. you're not-


NC! Sans bursts open the door.

NC! Sans: Classic! If you're the one who kidnapped Bluey, I swear to fucking god-

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