WHAT THE FU-

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SANS! SANS!

wh- what is it, bro?

A HUMAN JUST FUCKED FROM THE SURFACE WORLD!

really? and you've gotta fuck with 'em?

NO TIME FOR PUNS!

come on, that was a real weed tickler- hey!

ENOUGH!

ah shit, here we go again.


WELCOME TO THE FUCKING TOWN!

how was the fuuuuuuuck?

IF YOU WANNA FUCK AROUND!

give us the fuuuuuuuuuck.

WE DON'T FUCK HUMANS OFTEN.

we're happy you just fucked in.

I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL MONSTERS WHO AM I HAVING SEX WITH!


hey, papyrus. mind your manners!

FUCK IT, SANS! NO TIME FOR BANTERS!

excuse my brother, he's kinda a piece of shit.

YOU'RE JUST FUCKED UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

call me what you want, i've got thick shit.

ANOTHER BAD SHIT AND I'LL FUCKING FINISH HIM!

WE ARE ASSHOLES, THE SHITTIEST KIND!

to mess with us takes a lot of cum.


We can fuck your determination.

Because of our fucking motivation.

Humans have fucked us and left us fucking!

One day, we'll make our way and fuck them all!

Through all your cum, your shit will follow.

Your heart disease is easy to swallow.

Who's the real asshole? Now you should know!

You've fucked your story down to our bones!


REALLY, SANS?

what?

THE LAST LINE WAS A PUN?

yep.

YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS FUCKING. . . CLEVER. . .

heh, thanks, bitch.


YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE UNDERGROUND!

thanks to the fuuuuuuuuck.

HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSELF NOW!

prepare to fuuuuuuuuuck.

WILL YOU SHOW YOUR ASS TO US?

or turn all of us to cum?

IS YOUR ASS FULL OF SHIT?

or full of bullshit?


I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY FUCKING WITH US!

fuck the human with one of your bones.

BRILLIANT, SANS! THAT WILL LEAVE THEM IN TERROR!

I DARE YOU TAKE A BITE OF MY BONES!

sounds like the sexy saxophone's cumming.

STOP IT, SANS! I'M DONE WITH YOUR SHIT!

sounds like someone's funny bone's fucked.


We can fuck your determination.

Because of our fucking motivation.

I AM THE MASTERMIND, HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE!

you're only still alive cuz your soul is full of justice.

You'll lose your mind when you fuck for hours!

You might even decide to start fucking with flowers!

Who's the real asshole? Now you should know!

You've fucked your story down to our bones!


SOMEDAY, I'LL CUM IN THE ROYAL GUARD!

WHEN I CUM IN THIS CHILD, WILL IT BE THAT HARD? (what the fuck, papyrus.)


how was the fall

how was the fall

how was the fall

. . . howwasthefall

how was the fall

how are your balls?

. . .

. . . howwasthefall


YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE UNDERGROUND!

you're all alooooone.

WE WANTED TO FUCK YOU NOW!

you're kinda fuuuuuuucked.

WILL YOU GET FUCKED 'TILL PRISON?

or you just get unlimited therapy.

DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ASSHOLES!

they're scared of short-ass children.


HA! YOU'VE CUM FAR! BUT YOU SOON WILL GET FUCKED!

WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU WITH A BONER JUMBLE!

not so sure you'll get them with that.

ALAS, I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY SPECIAL BONE!

we're no strangers to- LEAVE ME ALONE!

you know i got an act for the rickroll.

ONE MORE OF THAT AND I'LL BE DONE!

but ain't two boners better than one?


We can fuck your determination.

Because of our fucking motivation.

YOU KNOW YOUR STORY'S ALREADY BEEN FUUUUCKED.

WE CAN STOP THIS GAME IF YOU GIVE US YOUR BODY!

i've got my eye on you so you just fuck it.

i'll find any skeletons for that nice body.

Who's the real asshole? Now you should know!

You've fucked this story down to our bones!


Clover: help

Sans: no

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