Orange Is The New Black (Fanfiction)

Chapter 14: Sex Scandal

*Alex's POV*

I woke up in the morning and decided to go take a shower. Obviously, nothing ever stays a secret in this prison because no one can keep their fucking trap shut. So I walk into the bathroom and of course, leave it to Trisha and Mercy to tell me about Chrissy and Nicky.

"Hey, Vause!" Trisha exclaimed.

"Hi." I said sternly.

"Did you know that new chick and Nicky fucked last night?"

"Which new chick?"

"About 5'6", maybe 20 years old, Italian...brown hair and brown eyes."

"Chrissy." I responded.

"Yeah I think that's her! You know her?"

"Yeah but whatever. I have a few words for Nichols."

"Damn! Shit, Vause! Mercy and I won't get in the way, don't worry!"

"Good. I'll see you around, guys."

I went to take a shower. Water was warm but only lasted about 30 seconds, per usual. I took a very quick shower and then went to the counter, so I could apply my eyeliner. When I finished up, I went back to my bunk. I had some time before breakfast.

When I got back to my bunk, I noticed Nicky with Chrissy a few cubes down. I was pissed. I dashed into their cube.

"Fuck you." I said to Nicky,

"Yup, you already did that, sweetie!" Nicky chuckled.

"No seriously. FUCK YOU." I practically hollered.

"What?"

"You fucking know what! I fucking like Chrissy and I had to hear secondhand from Trisha and Mercy that you guys fucked!"

"Don't blame me!" Chrissy exclaimed.

"Oh I don't, sweetie. Nicky needs to know her place." I stated.

"Eyy. You better step back, Vause! I know my place! Chrissy picked me over you. So that's your problem!" Nicky explained.

"Well. I got to her first. I kissed her first and caught feelings for her first so I'm going to need you to back the fuck off." I hissed.

Chrissy interrupted: "Guys! Stop. I'm tired of being fought over! Of course it's great to be sought after, but we're in prison for fucks sake! Grow up!"

"She's right." I said.

"So what should we do?" Nicky asked.

"Well clearly the 'whoever gets her first' shit didn't work. Neither did Chrissy choosing. So should we just let nature take its course?" I suggested.

"Nah. Because there's so much room for dirty play. Lemme ask you, Vause...you fancy Chrissy?" Nicky wondered.

"Yeah I do"

"You know? You can have her. I have Morello and she needs me. It's cool"

"Cool, that's really cool of you, Nicks. Thanks"

"Yeah, don't mention it." Nicky said and walked off.

When Nicky left, I sat down on Chrissy's bed with her.

"What does she mean she has Morello?" Chrissy asked.

"They're kind of a thing...Nicky and her fuck every so often"

"Are you fucking serious?! That lying sack of..." I cut Chrissy off.

"Hey, what'd you expect from the junky dyke philosopher?" I laughed, "just know I won't leave you Chrissy"

"Awe, Alex!" She hugged me.

"Yeahhhh! Let's just say you make me feel love again." I smiled at her.

"Well, I do really like you too, Vause!" She smiled back.

"Good, but hey! You wanna go get breakfast?"

"Sure! God. I hope Nicky isn't there. I don't want to see her right now"

"It's okay, Chriss! I got you!" I put my arm around her.

"Thanks, Alex. I really appreciate that!"