Orange Is The New Black (Fanfiction)

Chapter 3: Bunkmates

I was guarded by a young, brunette lady officer to B block, cubical 5. She was pretty hot, but I doubt she'd be down to get with an inmate. We reached my cubical.

"Okay, DiVacaro! This is your cubical, make yourself at home!" said the CO. I looked at her name tag, which said "Fischer".

"Thanks, Officer Fischer"

"No problem, Chrissy. Have a good day"

"Thanks, you too!"

"Bye now!" CO Fischer left.

I walked into my cubical. To my surprise, there was a girl sitting in one of the 2 bunks already. She had ridiculous, long dirty blonde hair and brown eyes.

"Ahh so you must be my new roommate! Haven't had a roommate since that psycho Claudette got herself thrown in SHU! What's your name?" She asked.

"DiVacaro, what about you?"

"DiVacaro, eh? We got a little mafioso in our prison, huh? Haha" She chuckled.

I smiled. "Yep, totally! Haha"

"Oh yeah, so I'm Nichols...you can just call me Nicky."

"Okay, Nicky!"

"There ya go, kid!"

"So whatcha in for, Nicky?"

"Heroin."

"Ah. Using or selling?"

"Using."

"See...that's so stupid that you have time for that...wouldn't they rather see you get help?!"

"Hell no! System's fucked! You should know that, Chrissy!" Nicky complained.

"True"

"Anyways, what are you in for, Chrissy?"

"It's stupid really..."

"C'mon kid! Just tell me"

"Fine. Ughhh. Well let's just say I have anger issues and the cashier at the convenience store by my house looked at me wrong too many times..."

"Oh shitt! Did you kill him?"

"Nah. It was just a warning. I took the pen off the counter and stabbed it through his hand."

"So basically you turned him into the walking Jesus Christ?! Hahaha" Nicky laughed at the story.

"Well...I guess so! Haha"

"Damn! Well I know not to piss you off now, kid!" Nicky exclaimed.

"Nah, Nicky. You seem chill. We're cool"

"Yeah you too Chrissy"

There was an awkward silence.

"So is this your first time in prison?" Nicky asked.

"Yeah. It is."

"Ah! Well this prison is pretty laid back, just watch out for CO Mendez. He's a fucking prick"

"Okay, Nicky! Thanks for the warning!"

"Oh also, don't be surprised if you find 2 girls fucking in a bunk, shower, or any other semi-private place" Nicky informed.

"Haha okay! I won't!"

"Which reminds me...how do you feel about bunking with a lesbian?" Nicky asked.

"It's fine. Doesn't bother me!"

"Ahh so either you're accepting or you're gay too! Tell me, Chrissy. Do you enjoy pussy?" Nicky asked.

"Sure do!"

Nicky laughed at my response.

"Haha there we go, kid! Then you and me are gonna be alright" Nicky winked at me.

"Oh shit! Haha" I giggled.

"Hey! I'm one of those brutally honest bitches! If I think you're hot and/or I wanna fuck you, I'll tell you. Even ask Alex!" Nicky smirked.

"Alex who?"

"Ahhh sorry, forgot you're new! You haven't met Vause yet! Let's go meet her, she's just in cubical 1 of this block, so..."

"Alright! Let's go"

Nicky and I walked over to cubical 1. To my surprise, there was a very attractive girl with long, black hair, blue eyes, and schoolgirl/librarian glasses. She was HOT.

"Yo, Vause! I'd like you to meet my new bunk mate, Chrissy" Nicky shouted.

The girl set the book she was reading down on the bed and took her glasses off.

"Well hello there, Chrissy" Alex said with a shiteating grin on her face.

"Hi" I said.

"The names Vause. Alex Vause. Remember it, because you'll be screaming it later" Alex let out a low laugh.

It was pretty attractive.

"Oh will I now?!" I chuckled.

"Well if you're down!" Alex stated.

"Hey, I'll let you know Alex! For now I'm gonna go to sleep for a bit. Just got here"

"Take care, Sweetie" Alex said to me.

I went to lay down in my bunk.