Huskerdust oneshots

welcome to hell

Travis was standing by the road, ever since angel left he had been bored out of his fuckin' mind, his wife always yelled at him for sleeping with him in their fuckin' bed, his scripts got worse and worse to the point val started beating him, and he wish for one more night with angel, but angel quit sex all together. Just then a taxi pulled "Taxi!" he yelled, the taxi stopped ad he got in and. sat in the passenger seat, he looked at the driver who was wearing sunglasses, a long black trench coat, and a hat "Where too?' the driver asked in a deep voice "The Entertainment District.". 

The driver nodded and started driving, travis looked out the window and saw that they weren't in The Entertainment District but The Doomsday District "Uh, Sir this isn't The Entertainment District." travis said, a bit annoyed "Oh, I know..." the driver said "Then why the fuck are we here, especially during a turf war!?" travis yelled, pointing at the ongoing turf war in front of them. Just then a bomb hit a parrot like sinner, making him explode and all his intestines landed on the car's windshield with a wet splat "Holy shit!" travis said, completely horrified "Ah, yes the shit." the driver said, smiling and laughing "What the hell are ya laughing about!? Ya think this is some kind of joke!" travis said "Get me out of this car, you crazy street urchin!!" travis said, trying to open the car door, but found out it was locked. The driver turned to him "This aint't no car, I ain't street urchin. And no worthless soul is no longer alive!" he said, speeding up and running over the sinners in the turf war until he suddenly stopped the car. Travis heard sound in the back seat, he turned around to see his wife's mutilated, dead body. Travis screamed and huddled into a ball near the door "Where am I? Where am I" he whimpered (in a non sexy way). 

The driver turned to him with a smile on his face "Travis. Welcome to Hell motherfucker!!!!" the driver tore off his coat and sunglasses to reveal he was husk, wearing a black suit with a red bow tie, and his hat. Husk laughed, maniacally while travis screamed, knowing this was all his fault for fucking angel when he was already married and for writing shitty scripts. Fire blazed around the car as two sinners tore off the car door and grabbed travis who was screaming and trying to hold on to the car, but the sinners pulled him away eventually. husk kept laughing hearing travis screaming in pain and fear until he calmed down and stepped out of the car to see Travis mutilated by angelic spears, husk smiled "Now that, was some shit." he said and walked away, smiling.