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Stayed gone

The following events takes place during and after chapter "Interview"

The Vees were watching TV when the news came on suddenly "The fuck!" velvette yelled, annoyed "Velvette, calm down. I know you like that show, but we've gotta wait, even if the news is pointless as SHIT." vox said, glitching when he said shit "Yeah, beside I'm sure it's nothing." val said, surprisingly calm (For once) while smoking.

20 minutes later

Val was throwing furniture while vox and velvette were hiding behind the TV  "FUCKIN' BICTH!!" he yelled as he killed some pornstars that made little money "What's he upset about now?" velvette asked "He heard angel was happy without him." vox whispered "So Husker how's does it feel to be an overlord again?" Katie asked through the TV. The vees  turned and saw the three on the Tv being interviewed by Katie, val looked at angel hugging husk making val even more pissed that he throw a (replaceable) expensive vase against the wall, smashing it instantly. (the following song is stayed gone form Hazbin Hotel with a few changes)

Val:"That fucker is back!"

Vox:"Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too"

Vox smiled, looking at the Tv, specifically at husk

Val"It's been 70 years!"

Velvette:"You still pissed he almost beat you that time?"

Velvette looked up for her phone

Val:"Uh, fuck you"

Velvette:"Just saying"

velvette shrugged her shoulders and went back on her phone

Val:"Things have changed a lot since he lost"

Vox:"That's for sure"

Vox looked at him, smiling

Val:"I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now"

Val walked out to the roof while velvette and vox giggled

Val:"Welcome home. I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone. Say hello, to a new status quo. Everyone knows that you're gonna lose. Turn the TV... On!"

The next day

Director:"Camera speeds. Rolling in three, two" 

Chorus:"Wel-come to the show"

Val was on a news set scence

Val:"Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain flea ridden cat. Who has been spotted cavorting around town like he owns the place. Did anybody miss him? Did anybody noticed? More on tonight's program."

val and vox were sitting on a couch. Val was holding a coffee mug that said 'Fuck Husk'

Val:"So The Gambling Demon is back in town"

Vox:"Why is he hanging around?"

Val pushed vox off the couch

Val:"What dose that mean for your family?"

Val:"Well handily, I've got good news"

 Val stood up:"He's a loser, a fossil. And I don't mean to sound hostile"

Val changed the scene to a church with him wearing a pope outfit

Val:"But the kitty is a coward"

Val:"You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible"

he changed the scene to a beach with a volcano, while he was wearing a cruise ship captain uniform 

Val:"Stop giving him the time of day. Don't listen to a word he says about me"

The volcano exploded and val ripped the uniform off back to him normal coat (Wings)

Val:"I hope he had a nice vacay"

Val:"But he should've stayed away"

Angel and husk walked out of a store, smiling, husk looked at the crowd looking at the TV, grabbed angel's waist, and the two started walking, still smiling

Val:"While he hid in casinos, we've pivoted to video"

Val changed the scene to a cooking show, he wore a chef outfit and was holding a tray with a cat's head and dead spider

Val:"Now his medium is getting bloody rare"

Val walked down a hallway in The V Tower and hugged velvette and vox, who just looked at him like he was crazy (Which he is)

Val:"Hell's been better since he spilt. Where's he been? Who gives a shit"

Husk:"Salutations. Good to be back in the spotlight"

Husk and angel were in Alastor's radio tower, angel sat in husk's lap, while alastor leaned his staff toward husk, who talked into it

Everyone crowded around the radio inside of Old Crap

Husk:"Yes I know it's been a while. Since someone with style treated Hell to entertainment. Sinners, rejoice!"

Val:"What a dated voice"

Husk:"Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast"

Val:"Come on!"

Husk:"Is val insecure? Pursuing allure. Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?"

Val:"Ignore his chirping"

Husk:"Every day, he's got a new format"

Val:"You're looking at the future. He's the shit who come before that!"

Everyone in Hell listen to the broadcast

Husk:"Is val as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other vees"

Val:"Oh, please!"

Husk:"And here's the sugar on the cream. He asked me to join his team"

Val:"Hold on!"

Husk:"I said no, and now he's pissy. That's the tea!"

Val:"You old-timey cunt, I'll show you suffering"

Husk:"Uh oh, the TV is buffering"

Val:"I'll destroy you, you little-"

Val pushed vox in the screen causing a blackout across all of Hell

Husk:"I'm afraid you've lost your signal"

Husk started smiling wide

Husk:"Let's begin"

Husk hair started turning white and his eyes started to glow

Husk:"I'm gonna make you wish that I stay gone"

Husk stood up and gently put angel on the chair he was sitting in

Husk:"Tune on in"

Husk put his paws on the table as he started growing larger and turned into his demonic form

Husk:"When I'm done. You're soul is gonna belong to me"

husk smiled

Husk:"Oh, this will be fun"

the screen the vees were looking at glitched until it said 'No signal', but they still heardhusk laughing

Val:"Fuck!"