Of Ponies and Puppies

Prepwork

Might be wrapping ep8 into the AU. I figure all I need to do is go back to previous chapters and add Sparky (V's Sentinel) and then maybe do a short "how we got here" kind of fic to explain away the differences between where the show leaves off and this fic. Might not though.

Also why is 24 canon now? I know 24's a shard of the original Solver, but canon Uzi has the actual thing in her now. How did I kinda predict this??? What?

Yeah we can finally wrap this pseudo-pregnancy arc soon. Look forward to that.

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"Feeling better?", N asked her. She nodded and pushed her face into the fluff of his coat. The couch was always a favorite spot of theirs to hang out on, today being no different. N wrapped his arms around her body as she laid on top of him, their tails intertwining over the armrest.

She practically purred against him, "I wish every day could be like this".

He nodded, "same".

"I think we should quit our jobs and just cuddle all day. That sounds good".

"You know we can't do that. Staying productive is pretty important", he said.

She groaned, "we're plenty productive. I'm giving you so much love right now". She pressed her body tighter against N, N's hands briefly relocating to the flat surface of her midriff in a teasing protest.

He laughed, "oh Uzi... I love you too".

"I wanna eat you up".

"You should start with my fingers", his laughter increased, "that'd be the easiest way".

"You know you're my favorite person, right?", she asked.

A smile, "you're mine too".

"Well, aside from Colt".

"Colt?".

She looked up in shock, "N? What do you mean you don–".

"Who?", he asked.

She blinked. What the hell was happening here? "N? You don't remember our son?", she asked.

"Who?", he asked again.

She crawled off him in shock. "We have a son. He's literally in our spare room", she pointed out the room.

"What?".

This was too weird. She didn't want to think of how this came to be. Maybe... that thing got him too?

...What thing?

"Let me just... check", she said as she walked off to Colt's room. She was relieved when she saw him just fine in his cradle. "Hey dude", she said as she came over to him, "daddy's a little weird right now, but maybe seeing you will help". Colt nodded, and Uzi reached in to grab him.

With Colt in her arms, Uzi walked back out to the living room. "Remember Colt, N?".

His yellow eyes hollowed, "Uzi... wha– what happened to–".

"N?".

She felt... off all of a sudden. Colt felt misplaced against her, and looking down she could see why. Her black midsection had stretched to a horrifying degree as though a mass nearly the size of her own son was within it.

Uzi screamed, carefully holding onto Colt. She would've buckled to the floor from both the shock and the weight on her if it wasn't for–

She looked behind her and oddly familiar appendages had sprouted from her back. The smaller purple digits on the large, webbed hands – her wings – held her in place by grabbing on the wall.