**DEMONS IN THE MANSION**

My 101 reason to go to therapy

   'Today was just a normal peaceful day, ah yes peace, peace, definitely not about to die or in any sort of mortal danger'. Or so she thought.

   Mika looked through the shelf searching for the game her and her friends would be playing to fight the devilish claws of boredom and she found it 'good ol' monopoly ah yes the feeling of bankrupting those little reprobates, good times indeed'. Ahem back to the story walking into the living room she saw the goofy goobers in questions.

   "GIVE IT HERE DAMNIT" Rei said trying to drag a bag of marshmellows from Akira, 'breathe Mika just breathe go to your happy place'. She thought taking in deep breaths.

   "YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS YOU MONSTER, MIKA HELLLLP" Akira said and Mika rolled her eyes.

   "DAMN IT BITCH I SAID LET GO" Rei said and unfortunately for Mika the pack bursted and marshmellows were sent flying around the room making a mess.

   "Are you dumbasses proud of yourselves". Mika said with an irritated voice.

   "I know your mad but hey on the bright side I'm not addicted to drugs" Rei said shrugging her shoulders.

   "Just clean it up" Mika said pinching the bridge of her nose.

   "Of course my lady, your wish is my command" she said with a pleasant smile.

   She then turned to see Akira stuffing her mouth full of the floor marshmellows when she noticed she had been caught red-handed she froze like a dear in headlights with a marshmellow still in hand she debated whether or not to eat it.

   "Hey drop it stop you better drop that" Mika said as she slightly cringed.

   "To each his own" Akira said as she begrudgingly put it down.

   After the mess was cleaned up and we were about start our game when suddenly the lights went out much to Mika's displeasure while a certain someone saw this as an opportunity to goof off.

   "And so I summon thee come forth ye undead souls rise I say risssseee". Rei said dramatically.

   "Master we need a blood sacrifice to complete the ritual" Akira said joining Rei's stupid play as she said that they both looked at Mika.

   "I want no part in your tomfoolery" Mika said tired of their antics.

  Suddenly they felt tremors like an earth quake but smaller things were knocked off the tables and the power went out.

   "The hell is happening, is it the rapture I don't hear no trumpets" Akira said with a shaky voice.

   "I sure hope not, we're definitely going to hell and ain't no way I'm gonna to face my mailman in there that guy hates me" said Rei.

   "Oh calm down it's probably nothing serious it might just be a minor earthquake and power outage" mika said calmly but as always the universe and it's fucked up sense of humor had other plans for them.

   The tremors soon stopped and the power came back on but the sight they found before them was far more terrifying than the notion of any natural disaster.