Author'n stuff

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Hello and welcome back to the second part of this series Author'n stuff where I your gracious host, the one the only creator of this fine book, the amazingly fantabulous ✨Author✨, and narrator I guess, conduct our sections for funsies.

✨Taisho Era Secrets✨
• Akira has a rock collection, she likes gluing eye balls to them, she even gives them little accessories she takes it very seriously.
Mika has an obsession with organizing stuff in the middle of the night she sneaks around the house arranging stuff when Akira noticed one morning she said it was the 'cleaning fairy'.
Rei gets really emotional easily like if she's listening to a sad song or if she's watching a sad movie she can't help but cry she's just like that.
• Akira is really into weird facts sometimes she just says them at the most random times and she's been rubbing off on Rui a lot so he picked up a few things.
• Rui loves when Akira does spider facts.
Mika's little obsession can turn into passive aggressive cleaning when she's stressed or angry.
• Gyuutaro and Akira would be great at playing games together.
• Akira's favorite game would be mortal Kombat and I think gyuutaro would like it too, they'd also probably trash talk their opponents together.

And that's it for ✨the Taisho Era Secrets✨ section I'm handing the mic over to my not so gracious narrator

Thank you and fuck you Author for making this possible and for managing to almost fuck it up every single time. Anyways you know the drill it's time to get our characters daily quote.

• Mika
Narrator: moving on let's see our first victim hello there it's time for your daily quote.

Mika: I'm too sober for this shit.

Narrator: ah I see it's one of those days I used to feel like that but now I just stay constantly drunk.

Mika: that explains a lot

Narrator: okay but seriously hand over the quote I have places to be.

Mika: I really doubt that, but anyways my quote is common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

Narrator: I have a few dumbasses who come to mind.

• Rei
Rei: *seductively crawls out of hell*

Narrator: you are the human equivalent of tangled headphones.

Rei: why be moody when you can shake yo booty.

Narrator: whatever dude fork up the daily quote.

Rei: I don't think I got anything.

Narrator: just some random advice is good.

Rei: oh um.. if you see a toilet in the dream do not use it.

Narrator: you sound as if you speak from experience.

Rei:.......

Narrator: I'll leave now.

• Akira
Akira: I'll seduce you with interesting scientific facts.

Narrator: what is wrong with you

Akira: like today orrr

Narrator: like fundamental what is wrong with you

Akira: I am as the poets say, a socially awkward potato.

Narrator: the fact that you're an adult is hilarious.

Akira: aren't you gonna ask me for my quote.

Narrator: no thanks man keep your stupidity to yourself.

Narrator: well folks that's it for the daily quotes section now back to you author.


Okay it's time to introduce you to another section called the angel chat, follow me as we go straight up to heaven and interview to our human characters guardian angels.

😇 Angel chat 😇
Author: if your wondering how I got to heaven I have some one on the inside so my passport was approved faster.

Author: look now we've arrived at their break room.

Author: Hello I'm here for the appointment I'm author and I'm assuming you fine gentle.. er angels are the guardian angels for Mika, Rei and Akira.

Kaelith: oh I know you, your the creator of that little shit I have to watch.

Author: so I'm assuming your the unfortunate fellow who has to watch Rei huh.

Kaelith: yes I am that girl has shown me levels of stupidity I didn't think was possible.

Author: I guess she's made quite the impression on you.

Kaelith: the amount of plot armour she has must be insane since she survived this long.

Author: she took most of the plot armour Mika had to get the short end of the stick speaking of which who's her guardian angel.

Kaelith: oh that's should be your human right, Amariel.

Amariel: yeah that's mine, she's 98% normal but damn that 2% has me trippin.

Author: I'm glad to hear she's doing okay I guess, that means you're Akira's angel right.

Elyndor: that's me alright, so you have some questions for us right.

Author: oh yeah the interview ahem so first can you give me some of your thoughts on your humans.

Elyndor: she's aight but I once watched her make eye contact with a security camera to assert dominance so yeah.

Author: that sounds about right.

Amariel: I have it pretty good with mine but she talks to herself a lot and it creeps me out.

Kaelith: i think my human is broken.

Author: okay next tell me something your human did and how it made you feel.

Elyndor: one time she mixed avocado with chocolate and spread it on chicken wings.

Author: and how did that make you feel.

Elyndor: it caused me an immense amount of discomfort on every possible level.

Author: that's what I thought, anyone else.

Amariel: I just feel a combination of pity and fear, pity because she has to deal with both of those other humans and fear because I know what she thinks about doing when she gets angry.

Author: I feel like I traumatized myself making her.

Kaelith: I don't know what to say man but my flabbers be gasted daily.

Author: I think that about sums it up thanks for your cooperation see you next time.

A/N: I'm writing this a bit short on time but I think it's meh, please give some feedback sorry I didn't write another chapter I have school tomorrow and things are really busy but I'll try my best for the next chapter bye.

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