DISCLAIMER!!! This was written as a joke. Adam (this person's acc) wrote Eric's parts. I, Vienna, wrote the beginning and Dylan's part. Thanks! -Vienna
Dylan and Eric were hanging out at Dylan's house. He left the room to take a piss so Eric was left alone. Eric's eyes landed on Dylan's notebook,picking it up and flipping through the pages. He stopped on a page to read it through.
It was Dylan going off about how much he... loved Eric? Dylan was... gay.? Dylan was a fucking cock sucking faggot and he liked ERIC.
Eric was disgusted, obviously. He hated fags. Eric's head shot up as Dylan walked into the room.
"Hey, sorry I took so long, I-" he paused as he noticed his notebook in Eric's hands. "What are you doing reading that.?"
"I'm not gay, Dylan." Eric said, he was very enraged and angry. He hates gay people. They make him filled with rage.
"What.?" Dylan said, his voice shaking. "I-I don't know what you're talking about-"
"Nigger. I read ur notebook don't play dumb." He scoffed, throwing the notebook HARSHLY IN DYLAN'S FACE.
Dylan stumbled back, holding his MASSIVE FUCKING nose that was now bleeding. "... I'm sorry." Is all he muttered.
"You better be. I wish I never met you, FAGGOT." he crossed his LEGS IN A GAY WAY DENYING EVERYTHINGVBHT HEHS NOT A FGAGOT DFYLAB IS
Dylan grabbed Eric by the arm, yanking him up. "GET OUT." He yelled in Eric's face.
"STOP TOUCHING ME GAYBO, YOURE GONNA INFECT ME WITH UR GAY TOUCH." He screamed and tugged his arm back
Dylan didn't let go. "IM NOT GAY!" He yelled whipping out his tec9 and holding it to Eric's head.
Instead of whipping out his gun, he whipped out his.. COCK! "SUCK IT NIGGER BOY, SINCE YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH" Eric was 1000000% in denial of being gay as well...
Dylan's face flushed red, lowering his gun. "Actually..?"
"yes, actually, make it hard, NOWNNOWNWOWNWOWNWOWNWOWNWOWNWOW!!!!!!"
Dylan slowly lowered to his knees, looking up at Eric hesitantly.
"suck."
Dylan nervously started sucking him off, gagging lightly at first. He closed his eyes, drool dripping from his lips.
"I hate niggas I hate niggas I hate niggas I hate niggas" he was about to BBUUHHHH UHHH UUHHHHSSSTTTT BUUUHHHHHSSSSSTTTTTTTT BHUUHHHHHHSSSTTTTTTTTT
Dylan gagged as Eric's cum hit the back of his throat, closing his eyes and going to spit it out.
"Swallow it fact got 😈😈🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"
Dylan reluctantly agreed, swallowing the jizz. "Augh... gross..."
"Dylan... guess what." Eric grabbed the 12 gauge shotgun putting the barrel in his mouth, pulling the trigger. This caused his head to explode. Blood and brains splattered all over Dylan, leaving him to just stand there mortified covered in his friend's liquids. Both blood and cum.
"Eric your cock is still out :(" he murmured, before picking up his tec9 and shooting himself in the side of his head. He fell to the floor, violently seizing. He suffocated to death about a minute later.
They both laid on the ground, dead and bleeding. Dylan's dad came into the room after hearing the noise. He opened the door, looking down to see his child and his child's friend's lifeless bodies. He then decided to FORTNITE EMOTE ON THEIR BLEEDING BODIES INSTEAD OF CALLINNG THE POLICE.
The end.. heh...... or is it.............................:....... ,.,.,.? Z. C,xx,,)., ,., xx),(.&?
