Revenge of the Island - Dawn x Male Reader

Epsiode 7: A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island: we saw how clueless our players are when it comes to fashion and how clueless they are when it comes to rescues. In the end, Cameron got the toss-eroo and Scott and Jo got tossed onto opposite teams."

Chris stops speaking as he looks at Dakota who is filing his toenails.

Chris: "You call that buffing? I wanna see my ruggedly handsome face in every toenail."

Dakota starts to file faster as Chris wraps up the intro.

Chris: "Who will thrive and who won't survive?"

Chris doesn't get to finish as a helicopter suddenly flies down close to the island and a man speaks through a megaphone.

The D.E.P: "This is the Department of Environmental Protection. You're busted, McLean!"

Chris: "Aww man! Meddling tree huggers!"

Chris pulls out a walkie talkie and starts speaking into it, presumably to Chef.

Chris: "Launch Operation Doomsday! Repeat, Operation Doomsday! Over!"

Chris looks back to the camera.

Chris: "What is Operation Doomsday, you ask? Find out right here! Right now! On Total...

Drama...

Revenge of the Island!"

Chris finishes the intro as 2 more helicopters surround him and Dakota.

You and Lightning were watching as Brick was bench pressing a log. He was grunting heavily suggesting that he was struggling.

Lightning: "Let Lightning show you how it's done!"

Lightning grabs the log and lifts it up and down with one arm effortlessly.

Lightning: "Think the new guy can do this?"

Y/N: "You can't possibly be talking about Jo, right?"

Lighting: "Duh! Who else would I be talking about? The men of Team Mostly Dude are gonna be unbeatable. Sha-Finally!"

You and Brick just exchange confused glances.

[CONFESSIONAL START]

Y/N: "We've been here for some time now, there's no way he seriously still thinks Jo is a guy."

[CONFESSIONAL END]

Brick is seen walking around. He passes by a couple of interns carrying some luggage and some helicopters fly over head. It's definitely not normal but he ignores it for now. His thoughts are disturbed though as Jo runs up to him.

Jo: "Hey, Soggy Drawers, looks like we're on the same team again."

Brick: "Not quite, you're on MY team now. And if you don't do as I say, you'll be the next person to go home."

Jo: "We'll see about that, Major Drippy."

Brick: "Three rules, follow them or you're gone: One - NEVER leave a man behind. Two - what Brick says goes. And three - no more nicknames, like Dampypants, Your Wetness, or Sir Leaksalot."

Jo: "Fine, fine. We'll play it your way, Captain Wizz."

Brick looks at Jo angrily.

Jo: "Sorry, force of habit."