Revenge of the Island - Dawn x Male Reader

Episode 9: Grand Chef Auto

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island: our players went on a hunt for buried treasure, aka Gwen and Sam. Mike tried to hide his multiple personalities from Zoey but accidentally spilled the beans to Scott. Dakota got a little too cosy with toxic waste and mutated into Dakotazoid! But after Scott used the invincibility statue, Dakota got the Hurl of Shame! Adios, mutante! Who'll be the next hurled? How will we injure them beforehand? Find out the answers to these questions and more, right now, right here, on Total...

Drama...

Revenge of the Island!"

Everyone was going about their day but you all hear an air raid siren. You look up and see Chris standing on the roof of Maggots cabin, winding the siren.

Chris: "Good morning, campers! Today we have a very special treat."

Lightning: [Gasps] "Fantasy football?"

Zoey: [Gasps] "Espressos?"

Scott: "Helicopter bear hunt?"

Chris: "Nope. It's merge day! No more Team Rat. No more Team Maggot. From now on, it's every man and woman for themselves."

[CONFESSIONAL START]

Jo: "The merge. Finally. All that team hooey was really chafing my butt. Lightning's been pretty useful though. I may keep him around a while longer just to intimidate the others."

[CONFESSIONAL END]

Chris pulls out a walkie talkie and speaks to Chef.

Chris: "Chef, drop it like it's hot."

Chef flies over the Maggots cabin in a helicopter that is carrying a giant block of concrete. They all run and scream as Chef drops the block onto their cabin.

Zoey: "You crushed our cabin with a block of solid concrete?!"

Chris: "I had a bunch leftover from building a monument to myself. I call it... Mount Chrismore."

That camera's show a rock shaped to look like Chris's face.

Chris: "From now on, you'll all share one tiny, cruddy little cabin."

Zoey: "But all our stuff was in there!"

Chris: "Yes. And because I am nice and not heartless, I'll help you get it out. One McLean brand pickaxe, children's size."

Chris pulls out a pickaxe the size of a toothpick and tosses it to Zoey.

Chris: "Enjoy! Later, taters!"

Chef drops down a ladder from the helicopter and Chris grabs on. They start to fly away but Chef accidentally hits Chris against the giant concrete block.

[TIMESKIP]

You, Dawn, Lightning, and Jo were all watching what used to be the Maggots try and collect their belongings from the destroyed cabin.

Jo: "Ha! Glad that wasn't our cabin."

Lightning: "Score one for Team Dude!"

Lightning punches Jo's arm and walks off.

Y/N: "So, are you and Lightning in an alliance or something?"

Jo: "Eh, something like that."