Episode 1: Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er!

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Chris: "We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back where it all began, Camp Wawanakwa! I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away. And by "changed" I meant gotten really, really dangerous."

As Chris finishes his sentence, a giant sea monster takes its arm out of the water and swats at an intern, breaking the dock and taking the intern underwater. Chris just chuckles at this.

Chris: "Good stuff. But the rules of the game remain the same. A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins one.. million.. dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now!"

A yacht carrying the original cast makes it way over to the dock but doesn't stop and drives right past the island.

Chris: "No, not them! This season we've got all new players fighting for the million! And here they come now... for real!"

The camera scene switches to a completely different yacht carrying 14 new players.

Chris: "Meet Jo!"

Jo: "Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis."

Chris: "Scott!"

Scott: "Right back atcha."

Chris: "Zoey and Mike!"

Zoey: "Can you believe we're here?!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's... beautiful!"

Mike says that last bit whilst looking at Zoey but this moment doesn't last long as Chris introduces the next player, who knocks both Zoey and Mike over.

Chris: "Lighting!"

Lightning: "Hello, gorgeous!" [kisses bicep]

Chris: "Brick!"

Brick goes to salute but drops Zoey in the process.

Brick: "Brick MacArthur reporting for duty!"

Chris: "B and Dawn!"

Dawn puts a hand on B's shoulder.

Dawn: "Your aura is exceptionally purplish green. Oh, it suits you though!"

Chris: "Dakota!"

Dakota: "Hey there! Dakota here and I'm here to-!"

Chris cuts her off and introduces the next player.

Chris: "Anne Maria!"

Anne Maria: "Aw yeah, three more coats oughta do it."

Dakota suddenly pushes Anne Maria out of the way, visibly upset at the camera for panning away.

Dakota: "Whoa! Who said you could pan away?!"

Anne Maria gets back up and starts spraying Dakota in the face.

Anne Maria: "Don't push me, blondie!"

Chris: "Staci!"

Staci: "My great Aunt Millie invented suntans! Yah, before her, people smeared themselves with clay." [coughs]

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