IMPERFECT || TOM KAULITZ

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘-𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄

TOM KAULITZ

Blair waltzed into the Ulta.

I sighed.

She wanted to go with Bill, but he had a date or something. I don't fucking know.

So, here I am.

"How long do we have to stay here?" I mumbled, following after her. She stopped in front of a makeup brand called Nars.

What the fuck? Why not 'Mars'.

I don't give a shit, never mind.

"Why is that shade called orgasm?" I questioned. "It just is. Don't overthink it."

Mm.

"You orgasmed a lot." I nodded, proudly.

Blair turned to me, a smile cracking through her features.

She wasn't supposed to smile.

That brightly either, it's making my dick hard.

But when is it not?

"Tom! You know mom said you shouldn't be saying that stuff to me anymore!" She shouted, excuse me what the fuck?

"We're siblings, we aren't supposed to be having sex. What is wrong with you?!"

A bunch of heads swiveled in our direction.

I quickly caught on. Mm.

I threw my hands up in the air. "That's not what you were saying last night!"

"Fuck you!"

"Oh, but you already did sissy!"

"Okay, stop before we get kicked out." She whispered, leading me to a different aisle.

I followed behind her like a fucking puppy. I didn't know where else to go.

"Do you need help..?" A lady lowered her voice to Blair, looking shit scared.

Oh, what the fuck.

Blair raised her brows. "He's not actually my brother, we were joking."

"Are you sure... because I can drive you home honey, o-or to the police station."

I rolled my eyes.