Dandy's World Stuff (Mostly One-Shots)

A random assortment of headcanons

Edit: Woah y'all gobbled this shit up /pos yeah I'll definitely do more of these!! I'm glad y'all like them :]

A/N: If you saw this get published before I published it no you didn't shhh))

Glisten likes Mean Girls and forced Rodger to watch it.

Rodger and Teagan are married! Their in a QPR and an Open Marriage!

Toodles is a daddy's girl. She wants to be just like him!

Toodles has tried to steal Pebble on multiple occasions. Dandy drew the flowers on his cheeks to show he's his.

Flutter used to be a main character (Hence why they need 100% research on their twisted form)

Teagan is dating Poppy and Tisha

Rodger is dating Glisten

Glisten let Toodles do his makeup once and yelled at anyone who insulted it.

Shrimpo has Fibromyalgia

Boxten stole a lollipop once and hasn't forgiven himself

Rodger eats chocolate covered coffee beans

Rodger has Insomnia and has to be dragged to bed by Teagan

Since RnD both control 1 arm and 1 leg each they started walking really late.

Goob was 10 when his arms became paralyzed and later got amputated. (Might change)

Shelly gives people she likes pretty rocks. Vee and Astro have so many pretty rocks.

Poppy starts decorating for Christmas the day after Halloween.

Shrimpo forgets to eat frequently. Goob reminds him.

Shrimpo probably has brain damage from bashing his head into walls

Shrimpo, RnD, Glisten and Dandy have all been cancelled on Twitter

Brightney doesn't really understand technology.

Finns favorite fish are gold fish!

Poppy forced Dandy to watch MLP with her and now he loves it

Boxten voted Bill Cypher in the Tumblr sexyman poll

Shrimpo hates the taste of Shrimp solely because everyone assumes he likes it and gets it for him. He's sick of it.

Rodgers favorite show growing up was Blues Clues

Glisten has one of those diaries that sings "I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYY" And writes in it with a glitter gel pen.

Dandy kins Four from BFB

Sprout has a country accent and Dandy (light-heartedly) bullies him for it.

Tisha would be super passive aggressive towards the janitors (she can be the only one)

Glisten and Shrimpo are both Autosexual

Cosmo hates the taste of Cosmic Brownies (Same reason Shrimpo hates Shrimp)

Pebble can somehow break into everyone's rooms

The only reason Pebble isn't obese is because he runs so much (Everyone gives him lil snacks)

Dandy forgets Pebble isn't just a straight up dog and can eat human food frequently (He's cried after Pebble ate chocolate multiple times)

Dandy and Astro are exes

Shrimpo had unlimited Internet access as a child and has seen unspeakable things

Pebble has tried to eat all the food objects at least once.

Pebble actually killed Cosmo once and he's been scared shirtless of him ever since.

Glisten does Flutters eyeshadow

Dazzle has a crush on Astro but he'll never admit it. (Razzle knows)

Poppy has a mildly concerning Mean Girls obsession.

Dazzle is secretly jealous that Boxten has a computer.

Cosmo has the bad tendency to neglect his own feelings for others. Sprout reminds him to care for himself too.

Flutter had a self insert sonic OC

Goob forced Shrimpo to read warrior cats

Shelly kins Leafy from BFB

Goob was dropped on his head as a child. (It didn't affect him that much dw)

Astro, Brightney, RnD, Boxten and Finn play DnD together. Brightney is the DM.

Goob is part of like 7 warrior cat roleplay discord servers

Shellys favorite dinosaur is velociraptors

Cosmo, Goob, Shrimpo, Shelly and Flutter are plus sized!

Vee has trouble displaying her emotions. But funnily enough it's not because she's a robot. It's because she's autistic.

Dandy tried to convince the owners to make Shelly a Dino Nugget dog

Dandy collects tapes for his Objectum harem (half joke HC)

Astro can sleep literally anywhere

Goob plays Clangen religiously and knows how to modify save files. (He modifies Shrimpos for him)

Astro plays sonic adventure 2 only for the chaos garden

Tisha got hit by the train outside Gardenview once. She's terrified of trains now.

The Toons bet Ichor on who's going to be the next daily twisted.

⚠️SA/CSA MENTIONS AHEAD⚠️
(A/N: These hcs are not Proship HCs. They aren't meant to romanticize or sexualize these topics. I make this HCs to cope with my own trauma. Please keep this in mind and be polite. Ty :])

Shrimpo is Hypersexual and was SAed by his handler

Glisten is Hypersexual and was SAed by a parent

Dandy is Hypersexual and was groomed by a staff member when he was 16-17. He still hasn't realized he was groomed.

Brightney is Caedosexual (sex repulsed) and was SAed by an older kid at Gardenview

Shelly is Caedosexual (Demisexual) and was SAed by a parent
EDIT: FIXED A MAJOR ERROR. SHELLYS HANDLER DIDN'T DO IT YALL MBMB

Rodger is Caedosexual (Graysexual) and was SAed by an older kid at Gardenview.

Rodger is horrified of the idea of what happened to him happening to Toodles. He doesn't leave her alone with older kids ever.

A/N: Hope these are good y'all 👍 I'm a bit tired so they might be shit))