Billy Bob, an old man, and his wife Bobra, a nice old lady, were at their house eating chicken liver. Billy Bob was very bored. He got up to get a drink and walked out of the room. Then a flying poop came through the window and engulfed Bobra. It left just as Billy Bob came back. He fell down a and called for his flying pig. He hopped on his pig and tried to find his wife. He asked everyone. He asked a small worm, a feisty squid, a cute starfish, a dancing trout, a silly lobster, and a baby pig, but they all didn't see the flying poop that took Bobra. His pig was starting to get tired and it wanted a break but Billy Bob kept pushing it. Soon the pig was so tired to keep going and fell into a volcano. That was the last time anyone saw Billy Bob or Bobra, but many still say they are still alive.
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Weird stories
AcakI was bored one day and wrote these, some are short and some are longer. They are all weird and funny though
