one day Shrek was in his swamp when a light beam hits him and he goes to the sky with Donky and one of his kids. He became god and named his kid Shrekist Christ! He made shrell a place of what looks like a red swamp with lava for water and fire everywhere! And the ruler of Shrell is the Shrevil! He is a red Shrek with a pointed head and a spider like feature! HE IS EVIL! if you bow down to your Lord Shrek you will go to Shreaven where yo can eat golden onions! But if you don't believe then you go to Shrell! Pray to SHrek every night!
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the Shrek bible
Non-Fictionthis is the holy Bible of Shrek, our Lord and shrekler. trust the shlord! In Shrek we trust! Shrek is love, Shrek is life! #Shrek #ShrekisloveShrekislife #onion #ogare #donky
