What Their Favorite Pick Up Line Is.

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by CobraKaiFan24

by CobraKaiFan24

A/N off topic but Euphoria by Kendrick Lamar just came on. Also, I know sodapops is it really a pick-up line but do you guys honestly think he would really use a pickup line?

Cobra Kai.

Miguel. I don't know if my eyes decieve me, but I think I see a angel.

Demetri. You're so gorgeous/handsome, you make the equator look cold.

Hawk. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can I visit between the holidays?

Robby. I'm not good at cooking, but I'm good at spreading things. Wanna see?

Sam. That skirt is so cute, mind if you take it off so I can try it on tomorrow morning?

Tory. We should have a sleepover tonight. We can play a math game. What's 34 + 35?

Moon. Is that a Halo on your head? Cuz I could have sworn I just saw an angel.

Shameless.

Carl. Oh baby, you have a lack of vitamin d. I can help with that.

Lip. Are you sure you're real? Cuz damn, that body looks out of this world.

Ian. If someone were to ask what the hardest thing in the world is, it would be my dick at this moment. A/N,. For my preferences, if it says anything to do with a gender, I will put he/her, or handsome/beautiful. This will mainly only be for Ian and mickey.

Mickey. If I could have that dick/pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner every day, I would. Fiona. You look amazing, but you would look better in my bed.

Debbie. I don't need to go to the store for free samples, I have your pussy/ dick.

The outsiders

Darry. People say we're attached by the hip, but I'd rather be attached by the dick.

Sodapop. Okay, if I'm walking behind you how do you expect me not to Smack That ass?

Ponyboy. You're so good riding your bike, have you ever tried writing a pony?

Johnny. And I thought the sunset was beautifull, but ga lee, you're more beautifull then any star.

Dally. It's so cold. Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Two-bit. I love planets, but can I destroy uranus? A/N Yall get it right?

Steve. Now I get why I love cars, I love driving you crazy and I love you riding me.

A/N. Guess who's back. Back again.

Sorry...

Jk not sorry. Shadies back. Tell a friend.

Okay I'm done.

But fr though I've been gone for a while. Here's the new official outro!

Stay gold and shameless, and remember... No mercy.