You maybe wondering 💭 what does everyone do in their life...
Well its your first time to see now lets go :3
With the Mercenaries + TDL and TCO and Victim...
"What is a Rainbow Kiss ??" Ballista said, Agent almost choked and TDL bursted into laughing while the others was shocked.
"Ballista where did you come up with that ?!" TCO said, "I'm flabbergasted 😃" Primal said, "I CANT BREATHE" TDL said while laughing so hard, "IS IT THAT FUNNY ??" Hazard said, looking at TDL like he's crazy.
"I-ITS THE WAY AGENT ALMOST GOT CHOKED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" TDL bursted laughing again. "The comments are saying that to make the rainbow kiss is to have semen and period in their mouth and that's how they do the rainbow kiss" Ballista said,
"It's a man and a girl thing to do" Victim said, catching everyone off guard. "Oh hey boss~" Agent said, "Stop flirting and just make out again 😒" TDL said,
"Like you two didn't.." Victim said looking at TCO and TDL, making them blush hardly. "W-Well..." TCO said, blushing even harder. "I topped him by hitting his sweet spot :3" TDL said,
"Primal what does this mean ??" Ballista said, showing a slideshow from TikTok. "I want to fuck you till I cum inside of you" Primal said, Ballista jaw dropped while blushing.
"Primal...did you just hear yourself-" Hazard said, "That's what it meant- WAIT I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY IT TO YOU BALLISTA- OH GOD I BROKE HIM" Primal said, shaking Ballista to bring him back to life.
"Welp you broke him...can we have sex again Daddy ??~" TDL said, hugging behind TCO. "Sure...~" TCO said, look at him with lust in his eyes.
"Don't break the bed now and don't be loud.." Victim said, and they all did their business while...TCO and TDL have sex in a room. (TDL is bottom btw :3).
"I think I ate caca" Ballista said, "what do you mean ??" Primal said, looking at Ballista. "These chocolates tastes weird" Ballista said, showing him the chocolates.
"THATS VICTIMS WEED BROWNIES-" Primal said, "WHAT ?!" Victim yelled across the room. "Oh..." Then Ballista got rabies and chased everyone around.
The color gang...
+ Navy, M.T, Pink and Gold
"Blue when the food ready ??" Green said, "Rush me again I swear I will burn you with this pot that has boiling water in it 🙂.." Blue said, "guys I think Reuben ate something 😥" Red said, "What he ate ??" Yellow said, "I don't know.." Red said,
"Probably blue's drugs" Navy said, "Well I did found those on the ground where Reuben was at" Red said, "Heh knew it" Navy said,
"BLUE KEEP YOUR DRUGS WITH YOU" Red yelled, "THEY ARE NOT DRUGS AND I HAD THEM RIGHT HERE- WHERE DID THEY GO" Blue yelled.
After that, Blue got finished cooking and served everyone but they forgot about two people. "Where is Pink and Gold ??" Green said, "Late" M.T and Navy said,
"She literally had made 100 TikTok's but she decided to put it in her drafts 😐" Gold said, "Bro..." Pink said, "come eat before I waste it on you two" Blue said.
They then eat and Red decided to eat a brownie that ??? gave him. "That look like a weed brownie-" Green said, "What is a weed brownie-" Red said, getting more high.
"Ok I'm back- omg..." Purple said, coming back to a high Red literally chasing everyone trying to feed them some weed brownies.
Purple: ...*disappears*
With the Ocs ::]
"Did you really sent that weed brownie to Red ??" White said, "It's worth a shot to see if it works !!" Mushy said, "Bro he's gonna act like a animal-" UNA said, but they heard TFO, LUNA, and Zzz scream.
They all came in the room to see them on the bed cuddled up together scared. "What happened ??" UNA said, "Spider" TFO said with fear, then Mushy disappeared.
"BRO COME BACK" White said, Mushy then came back with a raid in her hand. "BEGONE SATAN !!" Mushy then sprayed the spider but the spider decided to chase her, White and UNA.
"At least we don't have to deal with it." LUNA said, "Yeah" Zzz said, "welp...wanna do some TikTok's-" TFO said, "YES" LUNA and Zzz said.
"I HEARD TIKTOKS" UNA said, "the spider is behind you-" White said, UNA jumped on him to stay away from it. "Bro get off me-" White said, then the spider decided to climb on White making him scream like a lil girl.
"Well this is fun to record :3" TFO said, then the spider jumped her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" TFO screamed and yeeted the spider LUNA.
"BRO I DONT WANT IT GIVE IT TO Z" LUNA yelled and threw it to Zzz. "I DONT WANT IT EITHER ?!" Zzz yelled back and threw it at the wall, killing the spider.
"Huh...we could've did that" White said, "Yeah little girl :/" Mushy said, eating a cookie. "BRUH HUSH" White was embarrassed.
"Skill issue skibidi 😋" Mushy said, "How long is this pa-" UNA was about to say but was smacked on the head. "Ow..my bad" UNA said, (we don't talk about that 😡) "My bad" UNA said.
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(Ok finally done with this part ;-;) *I HAVE A HURRICANE COMING UP ON WEDNESDAY 😭* (skill issue :3) *bro you live where I am-* (HUSH-)
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