This takes place in 2010 when Kanye west was still really chill and not a lot of people were cancelled except for Hitler.
Also SouthPark does not exist in this world
Havana,41,3'8",tan-black curly hair dresses very demure has a bmi of 4
Savana,51,8,9", White as an A4 piece of paper, dresses scene
(These two are conjoined twins btw)
The Pope, Hot, Long tongue (you will see this later)
Brook, Drop Dead gorg, Blonde, Tall, Skinny but curvy in all the right places.
John Jannson, Imagine a tall goblin that only eats Ozempic and vapes. That is what john looks like. He also has a problem with sticking out his tongue. John has long curly but straight hair with a large bald spot in the exact middle of his hair.